zepman
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Damn, If you guys read my rant about me being tired of dating spoiled ass and boring American women(they arent all bad, just all the ones I know 
) then you will remember that I was/am planning a trip to Russia later this year to meet/sexually assault some of the women I have met online over the last several years. 
This morning I get a letter from Maria in the Ukraine saying she has a friend in the VISA dept and she is paying her own way and coming out here like in two weeks!!!!!!!!
Shit I am NOT ready to start the Russian Poontang tour and I DID NOT want the first leg to be in my fuckin house. My kids are gonna shit bricks when I tell them(I think)This is going to take some thinking/planning to make sure things are right with them.
So you understand why I would even consider allowing her to stay with me is first off, she is really sweet, small town chick who would rather have a backrub then a diamond ring(My kind of girl)and she is too damn hot for my ass BUT she wants Zep, she gets Zep( I am an equal opportunity pervert)Here is a pic of her on the left and her younger sister who is SMOKIN hot too
Now dont worry that the zepster is gonna get his little feelings hurt because the ONLY thing harder then my dick is my heart
AND there are MANY more where she came from
So if you see this
running around the SoCal beaches. It IS the opening number from the Zepman Russian Poontang Tour BUT it just happens to be in an American Venue 
I doubt I will find myself bored very often with Maria
Anyone want to babysit her little sister???? Carry on ..........John
) then you will remember that I was/am planning a trip to Russia later this year to meet/sexually assault some of the women I have met online over the last several years. This morning I get a letter from Maria in the Ukraine saying she has a friend in the VISA dept and she is paying her own way and coming out here like in two weeks!!!!!!!!
Shit I am NOT ready to start the Russian Poontang tour and I DID NOT want the first leg to be in my fuckin house. My kids are gonna shit bricks when I tell them(I think)This is going to take some thinking/planning to make sure things are right with them.So you understand why I would even consider allowing her to stay with me is first off, she is really sweet, small town chick who would rather have a backrub then a diamond ring(My kind of girl)and she is too damn hot for my ass BUT she wants Zep, she gets Zep( I am an equal opportunity pervert)Here is a pic of her on the left and her younger sister who is SMOKIN hot too
Now dont worry that the zepster is gonna get his little feelings hurt because the ONLY thing harder then my dick is my heart
AND there are MANY more where she came from So if you see this
I doubt I will find myself bored very often with Maria
Anyone want to babysit her little sister????
Carry on ..........John
NOT. You guys need to live on the edge a little 
