It is time to give up your alts

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I can't hang with the heavy hitters on the clips. I can't really do chugg war. I need to be well rehearsed or it's all shit.

I barely can record and when I do I try to get fancy and use a stereo mic setup and don't give a care for faze issues unless I hear them. My ears ain't great, I can't edit so it has to be 1 take! Argh.

Anyway here's More Human Than Human.

 
Motorboat McCooter said:
I can't hang with the heavy hitters on the clips. I can't really do chugg war. I need to be well rehearsed or it's all shit.

I barely can record and when I do I try to get fancy and use a stereo mic setup and don't give a care for faze issues unless I hear them. My ears ain't great, I can't edit so it has to be 1 take! Argh.

Anyway here's More Human Than Human.

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Sounds good to me, plus I love your guitar!
 
DanTravis62 said:
Sounds good to me, plus I love your guitar!
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Thanks! LTD NINJA-600 Michael Amott Sig. Soo sweet!

It reminds me of Randy's Concord, but better. I have no reason to even think this as I've never played a Concord, and they are unobtanium but love the look.
 
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Serious question for a minute. @hairydangler are you also @Motorboat McCooter :lol:


Smash said:
I was a finger picker long before i started metal. It was an uphill battle that i still fight, but it is literally practice. There is nothing special needed, brother Tim
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The very first thing I learned on guitar was my dad teaching me the picking to Dust in the Wind - Kansas.


Monkey Man said:
You know I can't say sis'; wouldn't be right. :dunno:
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I don't see what the problem is :dunno: We have bros and sis's :yes:



DanTravis62 said:
His clips are great if you suffer from clinical beat deafness and have absolutely no rhythm whatsoever, and therefore cannot fathom the subdivisional travesty that is his phrasing
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Man your clip was great. Honestly, I can listen to that all day. I get what you are saying about PLX timing, - but to me it was always just enough behind the beat to make it interesting. Plus his tone was pretty fucking good. I know I could not time my playing to drums or a backing track let alone play scales like you guys can so :cheers:


But back on track - are we saying there are no true alts here? That would be amazing actually.
 
311splawndude said:
But back on track - are we saying there are no true alts here? That would be amazing actually.
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No alts from me. Shut down ShatGPT when it started going "kill all humans" on me and Scrypt Kitty is back in the Amsterdam red light district working as a dominatrix.
 
311splawndude said:
Man your clip was great. Honestly, I can listen to that all day. I get what you are saying about PLX timing, - but to me it was always just enough behind the beat to make it interesting. Plus his tone was pretty fucking good. I know I could not time my playing to drums or a backing track let alone play scales like you guys can so :cheers:
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The problem is that isn't even close to "music," that's literally me noodling and fucking around :hys:

Which, fair play, some people have more tolerance for listening to people practice/fuck around

But I guarantee you, if you knew "how the sausage was made", and could do it, it would irritate the shit out of you, especially after the 1000th clip

Because i could literally overwhelm the entire forum with clips of me fucking around like that on recording in a matter of days, full stop, and there might be a half dozen actual, musical ideas in there
 
DanTravis62 said:
@japetus dont wow face me hoss, i just did this in 15 minutes, if you miss his clips I can just do this 5439 times a day and post it over and over

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Why does listening to this make me feel like it's 1992 and I'm hanging out at Torrance High School with Dylan, Brandon, Kelly, and David?
 
311splawndude said:
Serious question for a minute. @hairydangler are you also @Motorboat McCooter :lol:

But back on track - are we saying there are no true alts here?
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I thought I had ruined this mystery a couple pages back? Motorboat posted up my YouTube channel as his own.I don't know what else to say except it's possibly A TRUE ALT. If there's still any doubt, maybe it's an elaborate troll job on the forum even BEYOND ALTS! That would be epic!

Dude should put that fancy stereo paddleboard in front of him instead of over on the other side of the room so he could actually control sounds and stuff instead of being so limited with only guitar volume and tone controls.
 
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hairydangler said:
I thought I had ruined this mystery a couple pages back? Motorboat posted up my YouTube channel as his own.I don't know what else to say except it's possibly A TRUE ALT. If there's still any doubt, maybe it's an elaborate troll job on the forum even BEYOND ALTS! That would be epic!
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Feel like he was referring to those who use them more for deceptive/cowardly purposes vs comedy/banter/all in good fun.
 
hairydangler said:
We all can't be 100 percent. Sometimes it's all or nothing isn't it?
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Who the hells 100 % anything? How is that possible?

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