A conservative is someone who wants things to be the way they used to be. Traditional values. Traditional western culture - no multiculturalism. That describes me perfectly.
That describes you perfectly as a racist and a bigot.
That's not the definition of a conservative in the US. A conservative here generally does live according to traditional values and culture, but doesn't force them upon everyone else. It's more in line with live & let live. You do your thing behind closed doors, just don't push it on everyone and act civil in public. The no multiculturalism is way off base too. A US conservative will welcome other cultures and respect their heritages. What a conservative asks if for anyone joining our culture to adapt accordingly. That doesn't mean you have to abandon your own heritage or aren't allowed to celebrate it. It just means to understand that you're now a part of a different society that may have different rules and standards. Conservatives just expect a person to adapt to the society they're joining, not the other way around. If a conservative moved to a different cultural society the would adapt to it, not expect the society to change for them.
There's another facet to conservatism; being fiscally conservative. Granted many in government are not this way. Why care about it when you're spending other peoples' money. But at the core it means being responsible with money. That isn't saying to horde every penny, just spend responsibly. AKA don't spend more than you take in.
Since it wasn't a wild west show in Australia even when we had guns - guns are not part of conservatism here.
You have a poor understanding of this from a US perspective. I understand Australia has a different set of values when it comes to firearms, but that doesn't excuse you from completely ignoring our reasoning and attributing it to "a wild west show." Firearms have nothing to do with belligerently blasting rounds into the air. The right to bear arms is granted by our constitution. Having just defeated tyranny, the founding fathers wanted to guarantee the people's ability to defend themselves and fight back against the government if it ever became tyrannical. It's an insurance policy to ensure true freedom. What that amounts to is good or bad, everything that happens in the US is by freedom of choice (of the people), not dictation by a ruler with no say from the people.
What you call conservatism in the US is a freak show because you were always freaks.
Says the person who lives in a land that was originally founded as solely a penal colony.
Before you jump in with your typical "so was America" response I'll cut you off. Yes, British did transport prisoners to the Americas to be put into labor, but that was not the foundation.
Conservatism is not all about conspiracy theories, believing in UFO's, anti vaxxing, anti medicine and about flat earths.
No real conservative ever claimed that's what conservatism is all about. In this regard it's about finding the truth. Sometimes wild theories pop up. That doesn't mean conspiracies and anti-science are core values. Conservatives concern themselves with the truth of the matter, not how it makes you feel.
I'll concede that the definition of a conservative may vary slightly from country to country and/or culture to culture. I can almost guarantee none of those variances line up with your personal view of what makes a conservative. Feel free to spout off whatever nonsense in rebuttal, but you've already proven time and again you have no clue what it is to be an actual conservative.