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Government appointies…gotta love it…spent 22 years in the prison system being run by appointees that had never set foot in one. Or better yet the dc bureacrats who were required to do five years at the institution level to qualify for their leo retirement benefits. Some assistant to the assistant of the deputy assistant director of the ombudsman gets an associate warden job…never been in a prison…now they are the number two or third person in charge. I had one call me over at lunch pointing at the floor. There was some spilled rice on the floor. She said look at that…I said what…she said that (pointing vigorously at the rice)… I then said do you see any blood on the floor? She looked at me like I had an arm growing out of my head and said no… I then said good…don’t worry about it and walked off….thirty minutes later I was in my boss’s office getting a counseling statement. Bitch never bothered me again and 30 days later it was removed from my record.
 
japetus said:
They should have attempted to hire Duke from Bush's Beans. He's been protecting their secret recipe for over 30 years.View attachment 324219
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I used to do maintenance for a fairly high security homeland security/FBI/ a bunch of other letters facility, so whenever I was in there I needed an escort. It was usually a dude that was semi retired trooper that used to be Governor Cuomo’s head security guard.

One day I was working on some vents in the ceiling when my ladder tipped and I went flying. Dude snapped into action and somehow caught me out of mid air like I was a toddler lol. Still have breakfast with him every once in a while.
 
Justin Bailey said:
I used to do maintenance for a fairly high security homeland security/FBI/ a bunch of other letters facility, so whenever I was in there I needed an escort. It was usually a dude that was semi retired trooper that used to be Governor Cuomo’s head security guard.

One day I was working on some vents in the ceiling when my ladder tipped and I went flying. Dude snapped into action and somehow caught me out of mid air like I was a toddler lol. Still have breakfast with him every once in a while.
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Man I would have crawled around in the vents just to be like Bruce Willis.
 
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