Trump selling signature guitars.

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Trump must send one to Xi, Putin, little rocket man and all the other world leaders as like a kind gesture thing, no?? Maybe a list of amps or what year V30s to check out?? i think that would be a nice thing for foreign relations.
 
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Nice touch on the number of signed one’s is 275…lol

Can’t wait to hear where they’re made and if people even receive the guitars that you pre-order.

Maybe they’re made from the unsold bibles that got pulped?
 
of course they're made in China; Trump didn't make them, someone presented the idea to him - good business deal; he gets a cut of each one sold, for 0 investment or risk. win-win.


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Trump was heard on the production line saying…..

“You know, I’ve been hearing things, hearing some bad things you know, what they say about the G string. It won’t stay in tune, just won’t. No matter what you do. Not good. With our guitars the G string, if not in tune IMMEDIATELY! Will automatically fall off and you just get your fingers in there. Right up in there and caress the wood. They’ll love it. You know they let you do it when you’re famous. Hey G string, yeeer out of here!”


“Uh sir….we’re at the guitar factory. Ms. Teen USA is tomorrow”
 
rsm said:
of course they're made in China; Trump didn't make them, someone presented the idea to him - good business deal; he gets a cut of each one sold, for 0 investment or risk. win-win.


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I don't really care what he's doing if it's out in the open. I prefer that to the Pelosi/Schumer way.

edit: I notice they are all marked 45th as well, so doesn't seem like they are new. I'm waiting for the 47th :p
 
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"These are big, beautiful guitars, that much I can tell you. In fact, my good friend and your friend George Lynch from the great band of Dokken says these are the best he has ever seen, believe me. BIG LEAGUE wonderful guitars." :-)
 
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