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Great, stinking bacon banjos, I think the boy's got it!

They do cook nicely after being dipped in batter.

Pissing whilst doing a handstand is tricky.

They got stuck. In a snatch. Still want one?

Sausages!

Floppy sloppy forums!!

An Italian, a Mexican and a Scouser. The Italian says, "After I've finished making passionate love to my wife, I rub her all over with the finest, rarest olive oil and she floats 2 inches off the bed." "My friend," says the Mexican, "this is nothing. After I have finished making beautiful...

"Plays like butter." Which we all know is a reference to Last Tango in Paris.

Sensible policies for a happy world.

She probably would have been into it. She was into dick in a big way. And there is nothing wrong with that.

I agree. She was special. But she had a boyfriend and I was a willing bit of fun for her.

Both really.

Sensible. I had a brief dalliance with a girl with a mailbox slit. My god, could she suck dick.

Nose ticklers as we used to call them.

I'm trying to imagine their expressions as they utter the line, "Oh, you've got an erection".

One of those projects where the fieldwork is the most fulfilling aspect. On labia, on like good old fat ones. Something to chew on.

Indeed. Whether a C or a D. The feel. Fingering. The world suddenly makes sense.

An alluring combo for sure.

I love gear. But I also love tits. Which to discuss?

Depends on how desperate you are.