13 reasons why a guitar is better than a girlfriend

[Marshall Law]

1# You can play your guitar any time of the month.
2# Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.
3# You can share your guitar with your friends.
4# Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have.
5# Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars.
6# Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines.
7# If your guitar is flat you can fix it.
8# Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
9# You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
10# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it.
11# Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.
12# Your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars.
13#your guitar screams for you instead of at you

feel free to add some more

 

[Riddick]

14. Your guitar will never ask you to take out the F'ing trash!

 

[jkdsteve]

15. Your guitar will look, feel and sound better as it gets older

 

[bravedude2]

15. it has a long beautiful neck...and a big hole in the middle

 

[Phishphood]

1# You can play your guitar any time of the month.
2# Guitars don’t whine… unless you want them to.
3# You can share your guitar with your friends.
4# Guitars don’t care how many other guitars you have.
5# Guitars don’t care if you look at other guitars.
6# Guitars don’t care if you buy guitar magazines.
7# If your guitar is flat you can fix it.
8# Your guitar doesn’t care if you never listen to it.
9# You can play your guitar as long as you want and it won’t get sore.
10# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump it.
11# Guitars don’t insult you if you’re a bad player.
12# Your guitar never wants a night out with the other guitars.
13#your guitar screams for you instead of at you

feel free to add some more

You can fix that on girlfriends too

 

[vultures]

Guitars will never give you an STD

 

[MARK1970]

 

[vultures]

Or... try to blame you for it too..

 

[nbarts]

15. Your guitar will look, feel and sound better as it gets older

That's hilarious!

 

[PeteLaramee]

Your guitar will never say "don't touch me - I have a headache!"

 

[Copperhead]

The jack has a positive side.

 

[CharFace]

The jack has a positive side.

(I've been listenin' to AC/DC all morning)

 

[Copperhead]

(I've been listenin' to AC/DC all morning)

She's got the jack!!!!!

I was going to say something about a rod in the neck, but I thought maybe that was toooo far....

 

[guitarslinger]

guitars won't text message me every 10 minutes while I'm on vacation.

guitars don't care if I get drunk and pound them

guitars don't get mad if I don't call

 

[tweed]

#18 Guitars won't tell you "that's not it!" when you hit a wrong ho....errr note.

 

[glpg80]

guitars won't text message me every 10 minutes while I'm on vacation.

guitars don't care if I get drunk and pound them

guitars don't get mad if I don't call

+1111111111

need to add that one to the list.

 

[mysticaxe]

Guitars like it when your hands are all over them in public

There are a number of people who will build you a guitar just how you want it

Guitars don't use your credit card

Guitars won't shut you off for a month if you forget a birthday/anniversary/Valentines Day

 

[megamike]

guitars never want to talk about their feelings

 

[Qweklain]

Guitars don't bitch about every little thing you do.

 

[killertone]

Guitars don't bitch about every little thing you do.

You guys have some fucked up girlfriends.