BeerAndPizza
Banned
Well-known member
Dude, I really owe you an apology – and a public one at that. I happened to glance at your join date and noticed you’ve only been here 4 months and have nearly 2,000 posts. I had NO IDEA you were a shut-in. I’m really sorry for picking on you bro.
I can’t imagine the pain and humiliation you must be in with having a catheter shoved up your dick and wearing a diaper to shit in. Thankfully you’re not a full quadriplegic or you wouldn’t be able to type. Friend, I feel for you having to wait for a caretaker to change you. All that time spent sitting in your own waste smelling it and feeling it squish around and harden into cement that some underpaid woman has to scrape off – god it must be horrific.
When you used the old insult “fudge packer” it was obvious too that you’re quite aged, likely in your 70s or maybe even 80s. Having to look down at your spindly little arms covered in liver spots with those huge arthritic knuckles flailing away at a keyboard – your spirit must be shattered. My heart breaks for you.
If it’s not too personal, can I ask what accident put you there? I notice you live in a small Texas town – were you mule kicked out in the barnyard while buggering the livestock? No need to be ashamed, we’re all friends here and honestly, you’re suffering enough already. Talking it out will liberate you.
Again my poor friend, I apologize for irritating what is left of your sad life. Please accept my apology and if you can find it in your heart to forgive me it would make my day.
Thoughts and prayers my friend, thoughts and prayers.
Oh, one last thing. Fuck you for your service. At least the latrines were kept clean.
I can’t imagine the pain and humiliation you must be in with having a catheter shoved up your dick and wearing a diaper to shit in. Thankfully you’re not a full quadriplegic or you wouldn’t be able to type. Friend, I feel for you having to wait for a caretaker to change you. All that time spent sitting in your own waste smelling it and feeling it squish around and harden into cement that some underpaid woman has to scrape off – god it must be horrific.
When you used the old insult “fudge packer” it was obvious too that you’re quite aged, likely in your 70s or maybe even 80s. Having to look down at your spindly little arms covered in liver spots with those huge arthritic knuckles flailing away at a keyboard – your spirit must be shattered. My heart breaks for you.
If it’s not too personal, can I ask what accident put you there? I notice you live in a small Texas town – were you mule kicked out in the barnyard while buggering the livestock? No need to be ashamed, we’re all friends here and honestly, you’re suffering enough already. Talking it out will liberate you.
Again my poor friend, I apologize for irritating what is left of your sad life. Please accept my apology and if you can find it in your heart to forgive me it would make my day.
Thoughts and prayers my friend, thoughts and prayers.
Oh, one last thing. Fuck you for your service. At least the latrines were kept clean.
