CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS...or not...

[japetus]

Alright there is no need to panic, but we have gotten an indication that some passwords (very few, maybe none) have been compromised. We have seen no evidence of this taking place here, but my suggestion is change your password and enable 2fa if you haven't already. Rest assured, if these fiends try anything here, they will be dealt with swiftly and without mercy.

 

[Smash]

Is this a delayed reaction to Y2K?

 

[japetus]

Is this a delayed reaction to Y2K?

Yes

 

[Matt300ZXT]

I say, if you catch them, their punishment is Sharvel Dan gets to tongue their ears.

 

[SpiderWars]

I say, if you catch them, their punishment is Sharvel Dan gets to tongue their ears.

Cruel and unusual. Fuck yeah.

 

[Monkey Man]

Cruel and unusual. Fuck yeah.

'Merca, yeeaahh!

 

[Monkey Man]

Update from admin:

No new cases have appeared yet.

 

[VonBonfire]

No new cases have appeared yet.

Is he testing wastewater or something?

 

[Monkey Man]

Is he testing wastewater or something?

Yup.

The RT faecal level is currently at 75%, well within the normal operating-parameter range, so no need to panic.

 

[VonBonfire]

Yup.

The RT faecal level is currently at 75%, well within the normal operating-parameter range, so no need to panic.

So you're saying it sticks to the back of a spoon eh?

 

[Monkey Man]

So you're saying it sticks to the back of a spoon eh?

Not quite thick-enough to stick to utensils at 75%, so all-good-to-go for eating dinner whilst shitposting.

 

[glpg80]

Yup.

The RT faecal level is currently at 75%, well within the normal operating-parameter range, so no need to panic.

Is that a chunky too much fiber 75%? Or a watery splatter stains on the back of the toilet 75%?

 

[Monkey Man]

Na, not chunky.

You can tell 'cause when reading OTC if you get anything in your eyes you can wipe it out quickly-and-naturally with the back of your index finger.

Chunky kicks in around 85% IIRC, at which point you have to wash your hand after wiping an eye, as opposed to simply dragging the back of it across your jeans.

This is scientamatific. I have spoken.

 

[glpg80]

Na, not chunky.

You can tell 'cause when reading OTC if you get anything in your eyes you can wipe it out quickly-and-naturally with the back of your index finger.

Chunky kicks in around 85% IIRC, at which point you have to wash your hand after wiping an eye, as opposed to simply dragging the back of it across your jeans.

This is scientamatific. I have spoken.

Viewing OT at 85%: