I want a mistress, but can't find one to play house

[70 Mach 1]

Everytime I hit on a lady and she finds out I'm married it's over.

If I manage to get one I throw some money around and still no go.

Have a married friend dating 2 and 3 at a time and they're all fine with it.
They know he's married.
I met a few. they're fucking hot.

Asked him what his secret it and he just smiles.

Asked one if she had a friend she told me not for me.
What the fuck

It can't be that difficult to screw around
on the side

 

[Stripped Rights]

Despicable

 

[2ncicu]

Everytime I hit on a lady and she finds out I'm married it's over.

If I manage to get one I throw some money around and still no go.

Have a married friend dating 2 and 3 at a time and they're all fine with it.
They know he's married.
I met a few. they're fucking hot.

Asked him what his secret it and he just smiles.

Asked one if she had a friend she told me not for me.
What the fuck

It can't be that difficult to screw around
on the side

Your Bait already hooked striped cunt. Easier ways to bait trolls though.

 

[Picasso]

Despicable

For someone like yourself who prefers cock, then yes.

 

[Stripped Rights]

Fo

 

[2ncicu]

SR- you are actually cool and know you dig stirring the pot. But, shit, limit a little K?

 

[Deleted member 38657]

Perhaps you should ask your wife her opinion on the matter.

 

[2ncicu]

Can I go fishing with you 70 Mach 1?

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Perhaps you should ask your wife her opinion on the matter.

Or maybe how she gets her side action?

 

[Deleted member 38657]

Or maybe how she gets her side action?

Asked one if she had a friend she told me not for me.

 

[Deleted member 38657]

For real though, talk to your wife. You are dishonoring not just her, but also yourself. Shit won't blow up in your face if there's no shit to begin with.

 

[NoiseUnderTheFloor]

Through the first few years of our marriage my wife could get weird and jealous over little things and was worried about me being unfaithful. I told her even if the opportunity was there I don’t have the tolerance for drama that it would create. I have enough to deal with as it is, adding another woman in the mix would just stress me the F out. I don’t have time to deal with anything like that. I’m too much of an introvert for that sort of thing. Now we’re 20 years in and sometimes with how she behaves I think she would almost welcome me having a girlfriend so I’d leave her alone and get out of the house more.

 

[2ncicu]

Holy shit people, he is trolling to see how many dishonest people are out there on the loose. Get some new eye wear or simply wake the fuck up. JIMHO.

 

[Dan Gleesak]

Holy shit people, he is trolling to see how many dishonest people are out there on the loose. Get some new eye wear or simply wake the fuck up. JIMHO.

I think he’s just having some fun.

Or he’s drinking again

 

[84superchamp]

“Looks like it’s you & me again tonight, Rosie”

 

[Deleted member 38657]

Holy shit people, he is trolling to see how many dishonest people are out there on the loose. Get some new eye wear or simply wake the fuck up. JIMHO.

Seems like an odd way to go about it given people don't seem to really hold back much here. Though I hope you're right as I thought Mach 1 was fairly stand up so far despite his poor taste in muscle cars.

 

[hairydangler]

Have you tried dating a constitutionalist? They get fucked all the time.

 

[jaxadam]

It’s all about mind over matter…. If she don’t mind, it don’t matter!

But I have the exact opposite problem; I’m always having the women hitting on me, and I’m like no thanks we’re at the grocery store/vet/yoga class/purse store.

 

[70 Mach 1]

It's my TGP alt awaking his ugly head

 

[Dan Gleesak]

It's my TGP alt awaking his ugly head

i called it, drinking again.