FANS OF CARTOONS FULL OF HOMOEROTIC TENSION, ADULT MALE DOLL ENTHUSIASTS, AND PEOPLE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO READ THE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS SUBTEXT INCENSED TO LEARN CAPTAIN AMERICA IS APPARENTLY GAY
IN RELATED NEWS, FLAT EARTHERS ARE DELIGHTED THEY ARE NO LONGER THE STUPIDEST SUBCULTURE, NARROWLY EDGED OUT BY DUDES WHO SPENT OVER FIVE DECADES STARING AT OTHER DUDES SPANDEX CLAD DONGS WAS A CHERISHED HETEROSEXUAL PASTTIME
Honestly, the only thing that surprises me is that apparently superheros were supposed to be straight all this time. That's news to me.
Excuse me while I go and read my 100% STRAIGHT comics and play with my 100% STRAIGHT dolls like a real heterosexual patriot.