That's One Smelly Ghost

[Mark Skid]

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[Mark Skid]

"Wha... what was that? Hello? HELLO?"

 

[CoolGuitarGear]

"Wha... what was that? Hello? HELLO?"

I recall in my teens letting a fart so loud that it didn't sound like a fart... some type of small explosion or 'boom.' It woke up my family and they all came running into the hallway asking what it was. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe or answer them.

 

[CornNutz]

When I was a teen I could swallow air. I would do this until my stomach could not hold anymore, then I would burp so loud, and long it would freak people out.

 

[Mark Skid]

The popcorn...

 

[Mark Skid]

When I was a teen I could swallow air. I would do this until my stomach could not hold anymore, then I would burp so loud, and long it would freak people out.

A kid in my neighborhood use to do that. At night, you could hear him from the end of our block. We'd be outside playing and hear... Braaaaaaaap! Waaaaaaaap! Braaaaaaaap!

 

[CoolGuitarGear]

I get a kick when you're in a department store, and you hear way off in the distance a huge fart. Then you look for people a minute or so later laughing, to figure out who it was. A few times I was the culprit... once in my earlier years I was at one end of an aisle and my gf at the other end, looking at stuff. Where she was, was a large group of people (I think it was near a cash). I let a huge one rip and quickly turned the corner, with her standing there. She was pissed, but couldn't stop laughing... everyone thought it was her... and she was about 90 pounds soaking wet.

 

[CoolGuitarGear]

Another time, another department store, I had bad gas. I was looking at this huge table (very decorative and beautiful), but it was expensive. I said to my now gf across from me, "guess how much this table is?" and I let out a huge one. Her face went red and I soon discovered a woman right behind me. That lady took off in one direct and me the other. Later we get to the cash and that lady is there, in front of us. Not a word was spoken. We all went home together and made passionate love (this last part is from a Penthouse Letter).

 

[Mark Skid]

Whenever my gf flies in from out of town, it's inevitable that I'm going to fart at some point in the evening. Her comment is always the same... "I missed that."

 

[Mark Skid]

Another time, another department store, I had bad gas. I was looking at this huge table (very decorative and beautiful), but it was expensive. I said to my now gf across from me, "guess how much this table is?" and I let out a huge one. Her face went red and I soon discovered a woman right behind me. That lady took off in one direct and me the other. Later we get to the cash and that lady is there, in front of us. Not a word was spoken. We all went home together and made passionate love (this last part is from a Penthouse Letter).

"This one time, at band camp..."