This is Funny!!!

jmgman69

jmgman69

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I usually don't talk about stuff like this as it would totally freak my wife out and me sometimes :D As some of you guys know I work in the food chain(in the ocean) :lol: :LOL: Last week I was diving off of the eastern portion of Santa Rosa Island,about 60 or so feet down and I see this shadow appear,like clouds moving in,so I dare to look up and I did and see this massive white shark about 15 ft long or so :shocked: Big mother fucker abut all I could think about was playing my modded Erect :doh: :doh: good thing it was the last dive cause that shit was freaky large :rock: :rock: Thought I'd share!!!!!
 
Classic!! :lol: :LOL:

Guess my definition of "funny" is different than yours :D

Yikes man, that had to be at least a little bit scary.............

But in the end, it's all about the Eggie gear :rock: :rock:
 
RockStarNick":2wli6oks said:
So, J, basically, what you're saying is, when "your life flashed before your eyes", all you saw was Egnater gear?

:lol: :LOL:
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:lol: :LOL: I guess if you look at it like that :rock: :rock:
 
Buckeyedog":e70ha3m6 said:
Classic!! :lol: :LOL:

Guess my definition of "funny" is different than yours :D

Yikes man, that had to be at least a little bit scary.............

But in the end, it's all about the Eggie gear :rock: :rock:
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A tad :D I figured if he took a foot I would still have my hands to play the Erect :doh: It really was a very cool moment,but I guess these things are better to be seen first and not second!I felt pretty lucky as I've been doing the diving thing for over 20 years and that's my second one,the first one I had tattooed on my back :rock:
 
Damn Jason, that's amazing. Although you make me feel like my life is boring. Not much excitement in my office. Although last week, I was walking from the break room and I saw a large shadow on the wall. Turned out it was the secretary's new breasts blocking the light....
 
bscfo1":sohjmfsf said:
Damn Jason, that's amazing. Although you make me feel like my life is boring. Not much excitement in my office. Although last week, I was walking from the break room and I saw a large shadow on the wall. Turned out it was the secretary's new breasts blocking the light....
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bscfo1":1r8yy944 said:
Damn Jason, that's amazing. Although you make me feel like my life is boring. Not much excitement in my office. Although last week, I was walking from the break room and I saw a large shadow on the wall. Turned out it was the secretary's new breasts blocking the light....
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:hys: :worship: That was funny :rock:
 
And apparently when you shit yourself the brown water scared him away!!!!! :lol: :LOL:

Damn, nothing funny about that man. Wow. just wow.
 
Worst for me was running into a Tiger Shark in Hawaii, and the cone snail that I didn't see till after I had rumaged (luckily it didn't think of me as dinner)
 
Holy Sh!T! Are we talking like a few feet away or 30-40 feet away. I would have done a Jerry the cat move and swam 100 yards up the beach.
 
rynnce":1kvtygtq said:
Holy Sh!T! Are we talking like a few feet away or 30-40 feet away. I would have done a Jerry the cat move and swam 100 yards up the beach.
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:lol: :LOL: Ya he was about 15,20 feet away but it looked like a fucking submarine!!!!!!!They was no place to go down there,the bottom was pretty flat. :D
 
blueburl":10kgeosd said:
Worst for me was running into a Tiger Shark in Hawaii, and the cone snail that I didn't see till after I had rumaged (luckily it didn't think of me as dinner)
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What's a cone snail?

Never mind. I googled the shit out dat bitch.
 
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it ain't a Bass, it is a violin :) :rock:

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