RockStarNick
Active member
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forum
Not a member was posting, not even out of boredom.
My amplifier resting in my man-cave with beer,
In hopes that St. Nick would soon would be here.
The 6-pack was done, so I climbed into bed,
While visions of new NAMM09 modules danced in my head.
My wife in her nightie, and I in my jockeys,
I wonder if Hilligan could go one day without hockey...
When out of my basement there arose such a sound,
It was punchy and full, defined, yet round.
When I got to the basement, I couldn't believe who was here,
It was Bruce and the entire forum gang - and they were drinking my beer.
Jeff strummed a few chords as Bruce dialed in some dirt.
Jeff in his Santa costume, and Bruce, his hawaiian shirt.
And as Eric was explaining that K100s and K85s are the same,
Bruce started calling everyone by name!
"Now Gene! now, Jason! now, Aeroic and Richedie
On, EWSEthan! On, LenRabinowitz! on, on 3MileStone and EddieSpaghetty!
Crank up that volume, crank up that gain!
Crank up those tubes so that it melts your brain!"
So we jammed on some rock, and we played us some blues,
And we shredded some metal, and then finished the brews.
The tone was solid, but still cut like a knife.
I'm not sure how the hell we didn't wake my wife.
But it was getting late, and the morning was near,
And it was time for Bruce and the gang to get the heck out of here.
As he jumped in his all-tube sleigh, he shouted, "See you dudes later!
"Merry Christmas to all, now go buy an Egnater!"
Not a member was posting, not even out of boredom.
My amplifier resting in my man-cave with beer,
In hopes that St. Nick would soon would be here.
The 6-pack was done, so I climbed into bed,
While visions of new NAMM09 modules danced in my head.
My wife in her nightie, and I in my jockeys,
I wonder if Hilligan could go one day without hockey...
When out of my basement there arose such a sound,
It was punchy and full, defined, yet round.
When I got to the basement, I couldn't believe who was here,
It was Bruce and the entire forum gang - and they were drinking my beer.
Jeff strummed a few chords as Bruce dialed in some dirt.
Jeff in his Santa costume, and Bruce, his hawaiian shirt.
And as Eric was explaining that K100s and K85s are the same,
Bruce started calling everyone by name!
"Now Gene! now, Jason! now, Aeroic and Richedie
On, EWSEthan! On, LenRabinowitz! on, on 3MileStone and EddieSpaghetty!
Crank up that volume, crank up that gain!
Crank up those tubes so that it melts your brain!"
So we jammed on some rock, and we played us some blues,
And we shredded some metal, and then finished the brews.
The tone was solid, but still cut like a knife.
I'm not sure how the hell we didn't wake my wife.
But it was getting late, and the morning was near,
And it was time for Bruce and the gang to get the heck out of here.
As he jumped in his all-tube sleigh, he shouted, "See you dudes later!
"Merry Christmas to all, now go buy an Egnater!"
