What a Weird Morning I had in Dunkin Donuts!!

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I go to Dunkins to get my morning coffee and egg sandwich and as soon as I walk in there is the dude just staring at me with a huge smirk/smile on his face. Im looking at him and you can tell that he is a bit off but harmless. I get on line right in back of him and he is just staring at me so I say good-morning and he turned around and ordered a dozen donuts and some coffee.
By now Im like WTF!!!
He then turns back facing me and says "Im just happy today" I responded and said..Well that's cool, I guess that's better then being misserable. Then he told me that I was going to laugh when I hear why he is so happy. I said...ok and I then ordered my breakfast while they were still putting his order together. Now Im like, I really want to hear what this guy has to tell me now lol!!
He then proceeds to tell me that he is getting $40,000 so I said, no wonder why you are happy. He then tells me that the reason why he is getting the money is because his wife died. Now Im like WTF!! This guys is all smiles and his wife died and he tells me that Im going to laugh? He said that his marriage was crap and he wasn't sure why he can't cry because of her death and he said that he wanted to but he couldn't and the reason why he was talking to me is to get my opinion on the situation. I was like well not everyone cries when someone dies and it seems as if you guys didnt have the best relationship. He told me that Im right buy he still felt it was weird that he had no feeling about the situation. He told me that he was going to use the money for an operation on his girlfriend...Im like his wife dies but he has a girlfriend already? So now Im like get me out of here lol! Well he gets his ordere and he pays for his stuff and mine! We walk out at the same time, chatted for a while and then I thanked him for the breafast and he thanked me for the talk and we both left!
I was like WTF just happened lol!! Just thought Id share!!!
Never a dull moment at Duncans!!!
:lol: :LOL: :rock:
 
WTF?!?!? That crazy Ralph! I skipped to the end of your story to see if it was a joke :lol: :LOL:


Life is definitely Stranger then Fiction :D
 
Thats actually really creepy. You were probably standing next to a murderer and you didnt even know it. :lol: :LOL:
 
Jakem":16n9rcio said:

:hys:



AmpliFIRE":16n9rcio said:
WTF?!?!? That crazy Ralph! I skipped to the end of your story to see if it was a joke :lol: :LOL:
Life is definitely Stranger then Fiction :D

I knew that some people would think that I was setting them up for a joke but it's a True stpry lol!! If you saw the look in his eyes it was creepy but you knew that he was harmless. Tough to explain though!!



Telephant":16n9rcio said:
Thats actually really creepy. You were probably standing next to a murderer and you didnt even know it. :lol: :LOL:

I though about that lol!! Im glad that I didn't ask how she died :no: :D
 
donbarzini":pf7pcbyj said:
Are you at his house now?

Yes!! I am ducked taped to a chair and Im using my nose to type this at his laptop while he is in his woodshed sharpening his knives!! Send help Please!!!
 
Gainfreak":2df4ccb8 said:
donbarzini":2df4ccb8 said:
Are you at his house now?

Yes!! I am ducked taped to a chair and Im using my nose to type this at his laptop while he is in his woodshed sharpening his knives!! Send help Please!!!
LOL
 
Gainfreak":2cw2cc0o said:
I go to Duncans to get my morning coffee and egg sandwich and as soon as I walk in there is the dude just staring at me with a huge smirk/smile on his face. Im looking at him and you can tell that he is a bit off but harmless. I get on line right in back of him and he is just staring at me so I say good-morning and he turned around and ordered a dozen donuts and some coffee.
By now Im like WTF!!!
He then turns back facing me and says "Im just happy today" I responded and said..Well that's cool, I guess that's better then being misserable. Then he told me that I was going to laugh when I hear why he is so happy. I said...ok and I then ordered my breakfast while they were still putting his order together. Now Im like, I really want to hear what this guy has to tell me now lol!!
He then proceeds to tell me that he is getting $40,000 so I said, no wonder why you are happy. He then tells me that the reason why he is getting the money is because his wife died. Now Im like WTF!! This guys is all smiles and his wife died and he tells me that Im going to laugh? He said that his marriage was crap and he wasn't sure why he can't cry because of her death and he said that he wanted to but he couldn't and the reason why he was talking to me is to get my opinion on the situation. I was like well not everyone cries when someone dies and it seems as if you guys didnt have the best relationship. He told me that Im right buy he still felt it was weird that he had no feeling about the situation. He told me that he was going to use the money for an operation on his girlfriend...Im like his wife dies but he has a girlfriend already? So now Im like get me out of here lol! Well he gets his ordere and he pays for his stuff and mine! We walk out at the same time, chatted for a while and then I thanked him for the breafast and he thanked me for the talk and we both left!
I was like WTF just happened lol!! Just thought Id share!!!
Never a dull moment at Duncans!!!
:lol: :LOL: :rock:

He was staring at your junk when he said "the money for an operation on his girlfriend..." The free doughnuts weren't an accident my friend.
 
Gainfreak":cbamafo0 said:
donbarzini":cbamafo0 said:
Are you at his house now?

Yes!! I am ducked taped to a chair and Im using my nose to type this at his laptop while he is in his woodshed sharpening his knives!! Send help Please!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
Gainfreak":18e1mqgj said:
donbarzini":18e1mqgj said:
Are you at his house now?

Yes!! I am ducked taped to a chair and Im using my nose to type this at his laptop while he is in his woodshed sharpening his knives!! Send help Please!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! :hys:
 
lol


you can't make that shit up!!!

Free breakfast rocks, though :rock:
 
tweed":3ps89k0q said:
He was staring at your junk when he said "the money for an operation on his girlfriend..." The free doughnuts weren't an accident my friend.

:hys:
 
donbarzini":rzgee9n4 said:
Gainfreak":rzgee9n4 said:
Yes!! I am ducked taped to a chair and Im using my nose to type this at his laptop while he is in his woodshed sharpening his knives!! Send help Please!!!

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Yes but only Blackberry lotion. Otherwise it will smell funny.
 
tweed":32ofdnvi said:
Gainfreak":32ofdnvi said:
I go to Duncans to get my morning coffee and egg sandwich and as soon as I walk in there is the dude just staring at me with a huge smirk/smile on his face. Im looking at him and you can tell that he is a bit off but harmless. I get on line right in back of him and he is just staring at me so I say good-morning and he turned around and ordered a dozen donuts and some coffee.
By now Im like WTF!!!
He then turns back facing me and says "Im just happy today" I responded and said..Well that's cool, I guess that's better then being misserable. Then he told me that I was going to laugh when I hear why he is so happy. I said...ok and I then ordered my breakfast while they were still putting his order together. Now Im like, I really want to hear what this guy has to tell me now lol!!
He then proceeds to tell me that he is getting $40,000 so I said, no wonder why you are happy. He then tells me that the reason why he is getting the money is because his wife died. Now Im like WTF!! This guys is all smiles and his wife died and he tells me that Im going to laugh? He said that his marriage was crap and he wasn't sure why he can't cry because of her death and he said that he wanted to but he couldn't and the reason why he was talking to me is to get my opinion on the situation. I was like well not everyone cries when someone dies and it seems as if you guys didnt have the best relationship. He told me that Im right buy he still felt it was weird that he had no feeling about the situation. He told me that he was going to use the money for an operation on his girlfriend...Im like his wife dies but he has a girlfriend already? So now Im like get me out of here lol! Well he gets his ordere and he pays for his stuff and mine! We walk out at the same time, chatted for a while and then I thanked him for the breafast and he thanked me for the talk and we both left!
I was like WTF just happened lol!! Just thought Id share!!!
Never a dull moment at Duncans!!!
:lol: :LOL: :rock:

He was staring at your junk when he said "the money for an operation on his girlfriend..." The free doughnuts weren't an accident my friend.


tapping nose...wink wink...nodding
 
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