Something tells me I'm into something good

On my third pot of coffee.
Going out again tonight for round two

Hey.
59 is the new 25.

I can handle it just not the Millennial ladies.

I can hardly understand them
 
Didn’t you say you were in Westfield or something? That’s like barely western ma.
Chicopee and Westfield.
Mid 80s to early 90s.
Moved in with some Bat shit crazy pussy i met through a navy buddy.

Sweet as candy until she started drinking.
Then meaner than a witch.
She cleared out quiet a few bars in those days.

But damn that body was well worth the trouble.

We still speak and Shes calmed down and recovering

To put it in perspective.
On Sundays mornings we'd drive to her parents house in Southwick.

By noon The dishes were already flying off the walls and arms swinging.

Full family affair.

Then we'd pop another bottle and all was fine for a few minutes.

Then the shit would hit the fan again and go on all day and night

Only good news is she was able to handle herself. I never worried about her getting attacked or mugged. That poor bastard would have never made it home lol

Shes the only woman i ever struck.

She came at me with a watermelon knife and wouldn't back down

Nipped me in the leg and i popped her hard on the cheek

Jheez she didn't even flinch.
She just got meaner.

I had to run out of the apartment before one of us got murdered.
 
Chicopee and Westfield.
Mid 80s to early 90s.
Moved in with some Bat shit crazy pussy i met through a navy buddy.

Sweet as candy until she started drinking.
Then meaner than a witch.
She cleared out quiet a few bars in those days.

But damn that body was well worth the trouble.

We still speak and Shes calmed down and recovering

To put it in perspective.
On Sundays mornings we'd drive to her parents house in Southwick.

By noon The dishes were already flying off the walls and arms swinging.

Full family affair.

Then we'd pop another bottle and all was fine for a few minutes.

Then the shit would hit the fan again and go on all day and night

Only good news is she was able to handle herself. I never worried about her getting attacked or mugged. That poor bastard would have never made it home lol

Shes the only woman i ever struck.

She came at me with a watermelon knife and wouldn't back down

Nipped me in the leg and i popped her hard on the cheek

Jheez she didn't even flinch.
She just got meaner.

I had to run out of the apartment before one of us got murdered.

Yikes. I used to work with a dude who was arrested for something similar. He was sitting on the couch eating ice cream when his girl stabbed him in the thigh with a fork.

He raised his hands up to say “what the fffuuuuck” and his ice cream bowl hit her in the face.

Guess who left the house in cuffs? I spoke with his PO after his job interview with me and he even said it was the biggest pile of bullshit he’s ever seen.


Southwick broads are tough
 
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