Rig-talk covers by Smash

Now for all these entries, I will not be editing. There will not be multiple takes. Whatever I can do in one take, mistakes and all.

The first one is for @NowYou'rePlayingWithPower


You have good cleans for the one who said we don't use cleans here on R-T!
:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Lisa, you are really fucking talented. We have some slick motherfuckers on this site, but you are near the top, for sure.

Tbh, I'm pretty intimidated by most everyone here. A lot of talent and tone going around. Stopped stressing about it so much thanks to our friend chuggmuffin calling me out on riffwar last year. Appreciate the compliment, though ❤️❤️❤️❤️
 
You get in me.
Fixed for your insatiable hunger for ‘tube steak’
and next level “Shrimpin” talents & abilities…

What’s..this Shrimpin” all about?
Shrinpin’ is when a man screws another man in his butthole and blows a nut up that man’s bunghole.
Then the dude takin’ the load up the butt stays into position while the other scallion dude goes off and retrieves a super straw followed by inserting the straw in his amigo’s bunghole & sucking all that
load up into the super straw,then fervently removing the super straw & squirting the jizz out of the SS into the receiver dudes wide open mouth….

Smash.. dude, I had to man..
Buddy.. I am clearly looking out for you dude.
Now, -when & if some ultra-sketchy
Leonard Smalls renegade biker lookin’ dude ever inquires about:
“Goin’ Shrimpin”.?,,-duck & run and thank me later
LTFOL man!!!’
Smash THAT!.. straw??, LTFOL again!!

So next time you catch a dude with a straw stashed eloquently behind his ear,
-you know what time it is!

Alright, I gotta cut it off at somepoint.
Cheers!…?-f’n gross man!!
 
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