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I am not as dramatic as you, but in the same boat. I like creature comforts. I could probably survive for a long time if I wanted, but I like to Live, not exist. I always tell people in a zombie apocalypse, I would be one of the first to die just trying to see what my kill count could be in 10 minutes.Fuck that. I’ll be driving very quickly towards Clarksville TN (101st airborne division). I’m leaving this earth quick. I’m not sticking around for what is next. There will be no power to run those 100 watters. Sitting around a campfire with bloody splotches on your body as the leukemia eats you, sharing roach and rat stew with a neighbor that you hated pre- apocalypse; thinking maybe a blowjob from him/her isn’t out of the question. . Let that fester for a moment.
I always thought the battles of old with swords and axes would have been more my speed. Pure fucking carnage.