As Much As I Love Zakk…

Gotta remember, the Asian market for metal and pointy guitars is still going really strong.
One of the reasons you'll see a few 80s shredders making videos over there quite often.
 
His sig guitars have always had so much potential, but instead they're just obnoxious in a way that's not fun.

If he would've put out a few 'plain looking' maple neck LP customs with EMG's back when he was with gibson, I wouldn't have been able to buy one fast enough.
 
It's called the IronWorks Barbarian . I think Zakk likes prehistoric stuff because he really does have that look of a prehistoric caveman in a way .
By “caveman” do you mean “smelly”. Zakk looks like a smelly person at this point.

All that money and he looks like someone that shoplifts underwear.
 
By “caveman” do you mean “smelly”. Zakk looks like a smelly person at this point.

All that money and he looks like someone that shoplifts underwear.
Every time I see a pic of him he looks like he just jumped in a pool right before he straps on his guitar and we know he doesn't jump in pools before playing so there's no question that he wreaks to high hell from that profuse sweating . His look always reminded me of a mix between cousin "It" and a prehistoric cave dweller .
 
Man zakk had some me beautiful solos on no rest and no tears
Maybe he should get back to that and stop with the Elder Hardy Futhark guitar designs. What do I know; he'll probably sell a lot of these in Asia and South America. Laugh all we want while he's on the way to the bank and all.
 
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