I did a chat and decided to try the Black Dog. That fills in all the blanks.
“Irish Red”
(loosely inspired by Gary Moore's '61 Red Strat)
Body: Wood: 1-pc Swamp Ash
Finish: Dakota Red TruGrain Nitro
Route: HSS
Neck: Shaft wood : Quartersawn Maple
Fretboard wood: Dark Rosewood
Truss rod adjust: Nut
Nut width: 1.65”
Profile: Chunky C
Fret size: 6105
Radius: 12”
Options: 22 frets
Front dots: Clay
Side dots: Clay
Tuner size: 11/32”
Nut: Bone
Finish: Dark Walnut Danish Oil/None
Relic: None
Tuners: Kluson staggered vintage style
Bridge: Callaham V/N vintage style
Pickups: Bridge - Bare Knuckle Black Dog, reverse zebra, 53mm
Middle - Dimarzio Virtual Vintage 54 Pro, aged white
Neck - Dimarzio Area 61, aged white
Pickguard: Standard Strat HSS, Parchment
Knobs/Switch tip/Trem tip: Parchment
Electronics: CTS 500k+ pots, Superswitch w/ custom Stratobucker wiring, PIO 0.022uF cap (shared)