Best Hair Metal Album Ever

[Techdeth]

Ratt out of the cellar I think is the winner

 

[rsm]

Ratt out of the cellar I think is the winner

You spelled Kiss - Lick it Up wrong.

 

[Techdeth]

You spelled Kiss - Lick it Up wrong.

Lick it up is so fucking funny to me . The song lyrics . It’s like art in worlds lmao

 

[phil b]

Lick it up is so fucking funny to me . The song lyrics . It’s like art in worlds lmao

One of the greatest lyrics in Kisstory have to be "You're good looking and ya looking like ya should be good".
That is art right there!! LOL

 

[Techdeth]

One of the greatest lyrics in Kisstory have to be "You're good looking and ya looking like ya should be good".
That is art right there!! LOL

Kiss is great but very funny

 

[rsm]

Kiss is great but very funny

it worked well for them.

 

[journeyman73]

Night Ranger - Dawn Patrol

 

[JackBootedThug]

I just remembered…my brother was such a Dio fan back then that he used to sign all his tests and homework papers with dio as his middle name….

 

[japetus]

Hair metal was for 80's gay boys that would listen to Polyphia now, and would not have listened to badass metal then.

 

[Geo]

Hair metal was for 80's gay boys that would listen to Polyphia now, and would not have listened to badass metal then.

I would think that would be Boy George and Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

 

[japetus]

I would think that would be Boy George and Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

That was next level gay, not normal gay

 

[rsm]

Hair metal was for 80's gay boys that would listen to Polyphia now, and would not have listened to badass metal then.

 

[rsm]

That was next level gay, not normal gay

 

[GeoffF]

My vote is for 1987 and Dr Feelgood.

 

[headlessdeadguy]

I just remembered…my brother was such a Dio fan back then that he used to sign all his tests and homework papers with dio as his middle name….

My kids thought that Dio was their grandpa until they were old enough to figure out that I was full of shit. Had his picture on the living room wall forever.

 

[JohnnyGtar]

That was next level gay, not normal gay

Boy George: Do you really want to hurt me?
Creem Magazine: Yes!

 

[japetus]

Not gay

 

[tallcoolone]

Hair metal was for 80's gay boys that would listen to Polyphia now, and would not have listened to badass metal then.

“Hair metal” was Dio, Schenker, Randy Rhodes, EVH, Crue…don’t listen to the toolboxes that try to diminish shit they have no clue about. Stupid labels invented by stupid people.

 

[tallcoolone]

Sociologist Deena Weinstein

Stupid people

 

[mentoneman]

My kids thought that Dio was their grandpa until they were old enough to figure out that I was full of shit. Had his picture on the living room wall forever.

now that’s metal