Can we talk about Matt Heafys guitar strap?

[TheGreatGreen]

Just to clarify I’m not Matt Heafy. Now let’s get this thread back on track and start talking politics.

You’re not fooling anybody Matt Heafy you dungeon sex swing wearing son of a bitch!

 

[simonfrewler]

 

[Smash]

Just to clarify I’m not Matt Heafy. Now let’s get this thread back on track and start talking politics.

Damn it, I was on a roll

 

[PBGas]

I am so fucking sorry. May they drown in maple syrup

 

[Smash]

I just realized a second benefit of the extra strap. She could have a tampon travel case mounted to it

 

[SpiderWars]

Guys, I am pretty sure it's not Matt "Strap-on" Heafy.

FIFY

 

[GuitarGuy08]

@VonBonfire and @GuitarGuy08 are triggered for getting called out for dorkery in the first degree

All of your wailed denials just make it more obvious that you guys KNOW how dorky it looks

A lot of things look dorky, I just think a bit of a black bar on the headstock of a guitar is the least of them.

You could literally only see the little clip, most people can't even see it against a black headstock.

 

[DanTravis62]

A lot of things look dorky, I just think a bit of a black bar on the headstock of a guitar is the least of them.

You could literally only see the little clip, most people can't even see it against a black headstock.

If you've got one of the tiny ones that you can put on the back of the headstock, you might have a point - those aren't super noticeable

But if it's on the front, and sticking out from the guitar, you've got a propellerhead hat on your guitar

 

[simonfrewler]

 

[DanTravis62]

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This is also an acceptable compromise