Chaka Khan holding open auditions for guitarist

[VonBonfire]

My dream is to play jazz

You and everyone with a guitar under 40.

What that means around here is you have several nice boots, a few westren shirts, and a stetson or you're taking my order down at the Whattaburger.

 

[rsm]

My dream is to play jazz .

 

[dstroud]

well I’m not young or cute but I submitted anyway lol

 

[TheBiggestJerk]

Is she like 90?

 

[Techdeth]

You and everyone with a guitar under 40.

What that means around here is you have several nice boots, a few westren shirts, and a stetson or you're taking my order down at the Whattaburger.

My only job I’ve ever had is playing guitar . I know I’m blessed and lucky too

 

[Techdeth]

I love Joe pass . I need to make videos of me doing some . Joe is my fav guitarist ever . Bar none

 

[stephen sawall]

 

[GearGasms]

Tell Me Something Good oozed with a sexuality that even my 10 year old brain locked into at the time. And there were no videos then. All I knew was that I wanted a lapdance from that woman. But there were no lapdances back then either.

 

[skoora]

She ought to seek out her guitar player from Rufus, Tony Maiden. Exceptional funk R&B player.

Just love 70’s recordings, especially live. The way the instruments are separate but mesh perfectly. The sound of people, a band.

 

[Gitfiddler]

well I’m not young or cute but I submitted anyway lol

Would be well deserved for you to be in her band

 

[VonBonfire]

I love Joe pass . I need to make videos of me doing some . Joe is my fav guitarist ever . Bar none

I like Joe but I like Tal Farlow too. And Grant Green. And Kenny Burrell.

 

[dstroud]

Would be well deserved for you to be in her band

thanks man, would be a fun gig!!

 

[stratjacket]

well I’m not young or cute but I submitted anyway lol

Fuck yeah man, that's awesome. If I were a young touring guitarist and made my living that way I'd apply to play for any named touring act. I'd sit behind the speakers and play if they asked.

 

[alund]

Would the real Cha-ka please stand up!!

 

[phillybhatesme]

Is 41 young-ish? Asking for my cute-ish friend.

 

[VonBonfire]

All of a sudden half the rig talk membership are into funk and soul music. You guys are something else.

 

[simonfrewler]

All of a sudden half the rig talk membership are into funk and soul music. You guys are something else.

It's all related homie.

Some have musical tastes that encompass all of music, because limitations are just that.

 

[VonBonfire]

Some have musical tastes that encompass all of music, because limitations are just that.

Jack of all trades, master of none.

 

[simonfrewler]

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Meh.

I strive to be the most complete player I can, so I don't come off as stale and repetitive, especially while writing

But I've wanted a frank Zappa/Chicago/tower of power/hard metal act for awhile now.

I got a whole thing.

 

[VonBonfire]

Meh.

I strive to be the most complete player I can, so I don't come off as stale and repetitive, especially while writing.

They probably ain't giving the gig to someone whose main joy is chug my man. It'll probably be some young girl that they can take advantage of, boss around, and pay jack shit. This is the 21st century so if you're not a dude who thinks you are a woman the gig probably won't be yours.