China's HongShan buys Marshall Group stake in $1.15 bln deal as Telia sells

Great, so Marshall will go the Diezel VHX route with an integrated touch screen so I can watch TikTok videos on a SLP reissue? Debut NAMM ‘26?

Probably will require an OTA upgrade every six months. Paid subscription, of course. Soldered in tubes and enclosed chassis that you'll have to take to one of their "Apple-like" bars to get repaired while enjoying a cucumber water.
 
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Probably will require an OTA upgrade every six months. Paid subscription, of course. Soldered in tubes and enclosed chassis that you'll have to take to one of their "Apple-like" bars to get repaired while enjoying a cucumber water.
Standard voltage= FREE
Kick it up a notch 10 v upgrade $10 a month
BOOST IT TO EDDIE!!! - $25 a month
 
Probably will require an OTA upgrade every six months. Paid subscription, of course. Soldered in tubes and enclosed chassis that you'll have to take to one of their "Apple-like" bars to get repaired while enjoying a cucumber water.
The built in apps will be incredible:

Interactive Troubleshooting guides - volumes 1 - 3 and 5 - 10
Built in “odometer” - your amp will require servicing in the next _ amount of notes played
1 Click to Order fresh Shushang ER34 tubes from Temu
 
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Can't wait for Windows to update and brick the amp in the middle of a gig.

Don't think for a minute that it wasn't malice. "Your amp is at risk of fire due to a voltage offset issue from firmware rev3.4 so we have disabled it in order to protect our loyal customers. Please visit one of our authorized dealers for immediate service. We apologize for any inconvenience, please enjoy 10% off of your next cucumber water*"



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