China's HongShan buys Marshall Group stake in $1.15 bln deal as Telia sells

[mnemonic]

I guess a Gibson into a Marshall will now officially be the most corporate guitar rig possible, since both are owned by venture capital firms.

 

[Simon Dorn]

No worries....look at Bugera, only caught fire the first few years....everything is fine.

Prior to Marshall Santiago Alvarez worked for Behringer .

 

[IHateRap]

Need a beefier tone?

How about the Szechuan Beef Boost Pedal? Your lucky settings are: Volume 10, Gain 0, Tone...to taste.

 

[dcburn]

I guess a Gibson into a Marshall will now officially be the most corporate guitar rig possible, since both are owned by venture capital firms.

Not “Chibson” into Marshall?

 

[7704A]

Don't think for a minute that it wasn't malice. "Your amp is at risk of fire due to a voltage offset issue from firmware rev3.4 so we have disabled it in order to protect our loyal customers. Please visit one of our authorized dealers for immediate service. We apologize for any inconvenience, please enjoy 10% off of your next cucumber water*"



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Some years ago I ran across a blog clickwrapped by an "End Sellers License Agreement" with some fairly vile terms. As time goes on however that idea keeps sounding better and better. To paraphrase Metallica, screw 'em all.

 

[67mike]

Prior to Marshall Santiago Alvarez worked for Behringer .

 

[BeZo]

"China."
-Donald Trump