Listen; my partner (surgery partner-not life partner) has a pretty extensive cosmetic surgery practice.. he teaches these chicks how to actually bleach their assholes. No lie. There is some cream or something and it’s fucking stupid. Like they need to be taught how to wipe cream on it. Never have I seen a guy wanted the asshole bleach BuT I’m sure it’s a thing. Guys come in with foreign bodies in their rectums that they spend all night trying to get out or rectal prolapse from being hammered all the time by monster wieners and fists. The shit people do never surprises me anymore.
