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Aynirar27 said:
Some assholes think the pyramids were built by a bunch of dudes pushing blocks up ramps. I will argue until my death that ramps were NOT used to build the pyramids. I don’t care if they wet them first, it just didn’t happen.
Im not going to say it was aliens or anything supernatural, but is sure as fuck wasn’t done with ramps.

Fuck ramps
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I didn't ask how they weren't built. :ROFLMAO:😝
 
I felt like I would use something almost as old as the pyramids to convey my thoughts; MS Paint! I'm obviously not on the receiving end of this contest, but here's my angle anyway. Drain before/while removing, obviously. *Pour

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Rube Goldberg created the design for moving the stones & creating the pyramids itself in an unpublished strip in his The Inventions of Professor Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts series in the 1940's, after sitting on them for a number of years he found himself creating a needlessly complex time machine, which he traveled back in time with and ended up in ancient Egypt. His machine schematics made the people of ancient Egypt believe he was a god. After creating the pyramids he realized the past sucks and time traveled back to his time. And everyone lived happily ever after or something. The end.
 
It all started with one guy who recruited a group of investors with the promise of a return on their investment if they recruited more members. Those new members would also invest and be tasked with recruiting even more members, and so on and so on...

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Aynirar27 said:
Some assholes think the pyramids were built by a bunch of dudes pushing blocks up ramps. I will argue until my death that ramps were NOT used to build the pyramids. I don’t care if they wet them first, it just didn’t happen.
Im not going to say it was aliens or anything supernatural, but is sure as fuck wasn’t done with ramps.

Fuck ramps
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However I have the original prints I've kept for such an occasion as this...An alien handed these to me on the ramp on day one.
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The free masons. That’s who built the all-seeing eyes.

They then shipped all the scrap over to oak island and those crazy ass brothers been digging through that shit for 10 yrs looking for treasure.

We all know Nic Cage found the masons gold beneath a Safeway in Billings.

Long live the MailMan!
 
No secret handshake on the ramp hahaha you can't speak about higher knowledge bro without it WTFFFFF
 
Ok, consider this an official entry..
they used an enormous pyramid shaped cake mold, filled it with parted Red Sea clay and turned it over. The real trick was to keep Anubis from charging in and knocking it over.
 
No no no, that would prevent all the electrons from flowing up the ramp. Nice attempt, again u have failed class.
 
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