Fucked around, and Found out

[CrazyNutz]

I love stories like this

 

[Ben Waylin]

And that kids, is why I no longer live in Houston.

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

The driving version. Who hasn’t wanted to do this?

 

[CrazyNutz]

And that kids, is why I no longer live in Houston.

Houston is a shit hole.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Textbook PIT maneuver.

 

[CrazyNutz]

The driving version. Who hasn’t wanted to do this?

I had a guy get road raged with me because I was driving slow on the iced over highway. He gassed it around me, and spun out into the ditch

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Houston is a shit hole.

And their ball team cheats!!

 

[CRAIG4FSU]

Textbook PIT maneuver.

While eating lunch.

 

[watson503]

That gas station is off Fulton near Tidwell - it's a real shithole of an area over there.

 

[70 Mach 1]

The driving version. Who hasn’t wanted to do this?

tubby didn't even break stride woofing down that Baconator

 

[Ben Waylin]

While eating lunch.

Fucking legend !

 

[WEF Chairman]

Houston is a shit hole.

It’s in Texas.

 

[Ben Waylin]

It’s in Texas.

You passed 6th grade geography.

 

[paulyc]

It’s in Texas.

Reminds me of that Dana Gould bit about Austin being a lovely place… surrounded byTexas.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Reminds me of that Dana Gould bit about Austin being a lovely place… surrounded byTexas.

Austin is to the Texas Hill country what Montrose is to Houston..

A homosexual enclave.

 

[paulyc]

Austin is to the Texas Hill country what Montrose is to Houston..

A homosexual enclave.

Sounds like you would know, I’ve never been to Texas and I don’t plan on going anytime soon.

 

[Ben Waylin]

Sounds like you would know, I’ve never been to Texas and I don’t plan on going anytime soon.

I do know.

Lived in Houston 50 years.

 

[Picasso]

Are you sure @paulyc?

https://original.newsbreak.com/@tra...-the-largest-all-you-can-eat-buffet-in-texas#

 

[paulyc]

Are you sure @paulyc?

https://original.newsbreak.com/@tra...-the-largest-all-you-can-eat-buffet-in-texas#

Bet you and your mom roll out of the trailer park and head over there nightly.

 

[Bagel and Creamcheese]

Bet you and your mom roll out of the trailer park and head over there nightly.

His girlfriend, the one who owns the trailer he lives in, the one with the fermented herring smelling pussy, goes there and shoves pork chops up her ass and sneaks them back home to Picasso.

Yum yum picasso. Eat up.

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