FINAL WARNING READ THE ENTIRE OP!!! AROUND 40 OF YOU ARENT SIGNED UP EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU ARE

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Pick Two Builds That You Would Like To Be A Part Of

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Nashville Riff Co said:
You know this condition is known as penile peyronies…they do have pills for it

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/urologic-diseases/penile-curvature-peyronies-disease
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Smash said:
Now we may never know just what was shoved up Mr. Tyler's ass.

@alund
Any suggestions to what it could have been?
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So; bent dix require surgery to correct. Sadly to counter the scar on one side of the pecker you need to tether the opposite side. Effectively making the weiner a bit shorter. 🫤.

I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).
 
alund said:
I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).
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This type of talk would never be tolerated in James Tyler's workshop.
 
alund said:
I love track suits. But 80s nylon only.
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VonBonfire said:
This type of talk would never be tolerated in James Tyler's workshop.
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This type of talk is all that’s allowed in James Tyler’s workshop

alund said:
So; bent dix require surgery to correct. Sadly to counter the scar on one side of the pecker you need to tether the opposite side. Effectively making the weiner a bit shorter. 🫤.

I have seen a lot of things shoved in asses in my career. As a general rule; women have things shoved in that is attached to something like balls and a pelvis. Men…. Ehhhh usually dildos etc. (oddly they claim to be straight).
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Is the procedure by any chance referred to as vonbonfires Tyler fan club pee pee enhancement?
 
VonBonfire said:
Tom Waits best work was as that bar fly loser who gave Pony Boy and Johnny Cade a gun and a flannel shirt in The Outsiders. Imagine if he had owned a James Tyler at the height of his career.
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You are to James Tyler what Ted Cruz is to filibuster speeches

Edit: storm thurmond filibustering civil rights act…dude spoke for 24+ hour straight…obviously against it lol
 
VonBonfire said:
Paying 10k for a golden guitar crafted in tribute to a man who lives rent free inside their heads already would be ironic. :love:

If they made a Joe Biden edition it would have to be headless.:LOL:
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Make it golden pee shmear limited edition and throw a nice shot of stormy Daniel’s on the back…they’ll go nuts I’m sure 😂
 
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