Hurry and get your Chinese knockoff guitars while you still can!

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Great news. China, Canada, Europe, Australia, Mexico, Gaza falling like a house of cards!!! boom boom boom Whose next sucka?

Can't wait for USA made Wizards and Godins!! Imagine the increase in quality! No more syrup causing shorts in the circuit!. No more sticky maple syrup based neck finishes!!!


Not kidding. One of my first thoughts was I wonder if Godin will get bent over by the tariffs. If so that sucks.
 
Sound a like an old Batman rerun!

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there are only a few GOATS, Gretzky, Jordan, Brady...

These guitars are goat turds.

Man, it's so annoying how young kids have been brainwashed into thinking LBJ is the GOAT over Jordan.

Literally anyone who has watched both disagrees because LBJ is all media and steroids.
 
Man, it's so annoying how young kids have been brainwashed into thinking LBJ is the GOAT over Jordan.

Literally anyone who has watched both disagrees because LBJ is all media and steroids.
yeah, I understand it though. They never got to watch a guy completely dominate the league for almost a decade... offensively, defensively, and mentally. There hasn't been anything like "him".
 
yeah, I understand it though. They never got to watch a guy completely dominate the league for almost a decade... offensively, defensively, and mentally. There hasn't been anything like "him".

I agree, but honestly there's a couple modern players that have pieces of it. Just no one has the complete package.

Luka Doncic is by far and away, the only cold blooded, ice-in-his-veins clutch assassin in the game. It isn't even close to anyone modern, so by default you have to compare him to Kobe and Jordan. He's a legitimate murderer of franchises, and has stolen the soul of like 4 teams so far. To the point where they've all blown up their rosters after he destroyed in the playoffs. He's a low effort defender though at times, partly because his conditioning is atrocious - which when you're carrying trash ass teams through the season and playoffs every year, he just runs out of gas. If he starts taking his body seriously, he's already on a trajectory where he could get close.

Ant has the athleticism and the defense, for sure. He has nowhere near the competitive fire, basketball (or life, lol) intelligence, or skills though, at least for now. I think he can grow as far as his fundamentals and offensive game, and maybe get close too; but he's nowhere near the competitor he would need to be to get there. And the BBIQ he's kind of fucked on I think. That seems to be something you're born with.

It's crazy though, because if you just heard zoomers talk about LeBron you would think he's Jordan PLUS magic, when he's more like Scottie Pippen plus Karl Malone. A skilled, petulant ass baby who chokes in the clutch and compiles stats.
 
I agree, but honestly there's a couple modern players that have pieces of it. Just no one has the complete package.

Luka Doncic is by far and away, the only cold blooded, ice-in-his-veins clutch assassin in the game. It isn't even close to anyone modern, so by default you have to compare him to Kobe and Jordan. He's a legitimate murderer of franchises, and has stolen the soul of like 4 teams so far. To the point where they've all blown up their rosters after he destroyed in the playoffs. He's a low effort defender though at times, partly because his conditioning is atrocious - which when you're carrying trash ass teams through the season and playoffs every year, he just runs out of gas. If he starts taking his body seriously, he's already on a trajectory where he could get close.

Ant has the athleticism and the defense, for sure. He has nowhere near the competitive fire, basketball (or life, lol) intelligence, or skills though, at least for now. I think he can grow as far as his fundamentals and offensive game, and maybe get close too; but he's nowhere near the competitor he would need to be to get there. And the BBIQ he's kind of fucked on I think. That seems to be something you're born with.

It's crazy though, because if you just heard zoomers talk about LeBron you would think he's Jordan PLUS magic, when he's more like Scottie Pippen plus Karl Malone. A skilled, petulant ass baby who chokes in the clutch and compiles stats.
💯 Love Luka. I even think LBJ might be one of, or even "the" most physically gifted of all of them. He isn't the assassin Jordan was though. I remember no one would even talk smack to Jordan, you could literally see the fear in defenders eyes. When teammates get mad at you for talking smack... :LOL:
 
💯 Love Luka. I even think LBJ might be one of, or even "the" most physically gifted of all of them. He isn't the assassin Jordan was though. I remember no one would even talk smack to Jordan, you could literally see the fear in defenders eyes. When teammates get mad at you for talking smack... :LOL:

Hahaha! Like rookie KG talking shit to MJ when Isaiah Rider had to guard him :ROFLMAO:

It's sad because LBJ is a perfect example of how if you don't work on the mental aspect of the game, you will just NEVER have the success Jordan, Bird, Kobe, etc did. MFers were like serial killers. It's a weird combination seeing Luka get traded to the Lakers because he already has the one ingredient LBJ never had. Maybe LeBum will hook him up with some good steroids and we will see some greatness, because he already has the intangibles.
 
Hahaha! Like rookie KG talking shit to MJ when Isaiah Rider had to guard him :ROFLMAO:

It's sad because LBJ is a perfect example of how if you don't work on the mental aspect of the game, you will just NEVER have the success Jordan, Bird, Kobe, etc did. MFers were like serial killers. It's a weird combination seeing Luka get traded to the Lakers because he already has the one ingredient LBJ never had. Maybe LeBum will hook him up with some good steroids and we will see some greatness, because he already has the intangibles.
Agreed. Was just never that afraid if he had the ball in the last few seconds, unless he was charging the rim.

KG :LOL:

 
Agreed. Was just never that afraid if he had the ball in the last few seconds, unless he was charging the rim.

KG :LOL:



LBJ even stops charging the rim in the clutch because he's dogshit McAss at shooting free throws, which was inexcusable even early in his career, and as time went on it got worse - MFer is either too lazy to practice, or his asshole gets tight because the lights are shining bright

It's batshit crazy how someone who has so many holes in his game gets called the GOAT by people, it's like i'm taking crazy pills
 
Great news. China, Canada, Europe, Australia, Mexico, Gaza falling like a house of cards!!! boom boom boom Whose next sucka?

Can't wait for USA made Wizards and Godins!! Imagine the increase in quality! No more syrup causing shorts in the circuit!. No more sticky maple syrup based neck finishes!!!
And no more soy-infused photo flame tops!
 
there are only a few GOATS, Gretzky, Jordan, Brady...

These guitars are goat turds.
I understand putting Brady in the list for sure, but he beat up on my Dolphins so much I don’t like him.
Petty, I know.
Hard to argue against his numbers…
 
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