
hellzington
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Couldn't agree more with this and I think what you are describing is why a lot of guitar communities turn toxic. I don't mind collectors and I get that they are after a certain thing that most players are not, but they are very judgmental and narrow-minded.A lot of guitar players use magical thinking when it comes to gear. Most don't think of amps as a curated collections of filters and gain stages as dictated by another man's ear, or more cynically, a committee's product design done on a budget for the purposes of maximum market viability. Instead, guitar players tend to think of amps as monolithic black boxes that produce sound somewhere between "awful" and "perfect" on a sliding scale and they just are what they are, forever.
Basically, people like this have a kind of Excalibur Syndrome, where they think either a piece of gear is perfect and pure for purpose in the state they first discover it, or it is not. They think it's fine for some dude who calls themselves an amp designer to pull whatever selection of hundreds of components out of the ether to do what they do, but the moment someone else personalizes any single part of that circuit for their needs, well the amp is "ruined" because it's no longer "pure" or whatever. Any piece of gear is nothing more than a starting platform. Mod it to the moon and back if that's what gets you were you want to go.
I cannot really even begin to describe my disdain for "vintage purism." It totally misses the point. To me, the entire reason gear exists is so musicians can have tools that translate the ideas in their heads to reality. That's it. The purpose of a Les Paul or a Strat is not to be produced one specific way and kept totally unchanged and unpersonalized for 100 years so some asshole collector can point to it in a pile of other gear in their collection and fondle themselves while bragging about how "period correct" it is as it sits there and never gets played. Fuck that guy.
Do you have a guitar with a neck that fits your hand exactly and that resonates in just the right way, but the pickups are a little too low output? Welp, too bad. Better throw the baby out with the bathwater and sell it because it didn't come out of the box exactly perfect for you, specifically. Forget that the turn-key solution of the perfect pickups for you and that guitar absolutely exist and can be swapped out seamlessly. Not good enough because they weren't already there when the guitar happened to enter my field of view for the first time. Do you have an amp that is 90% what you want and all it would need to get 99% there is to change or add of a couple of components? Sorry, better sell it right away, otherwise Collector Cantplay McHordesalot might put his nose up at it 80 years down the road.
The other day, I posted the video at the top of this thread to a Facebook community for Marshall amps and the top comment wasn't something like, "Hey man, nice playing and cool sound," or "Wow that Marshall sounds incredible!" (Hell, even "Your tone sucks, bro.") No, it was: "There is no 1970 Plexi." Then a bunch of other assholes chimed in to say the same, or that the amp was "modded," or that I wasn't demonstrating it's stock sound because I used a Variac. There wasn't one positive comment. Not one.
These assholes are those vintage purists you're describing and those types of guys are what is wrong with guitar communities. They don't even care how good or bad the amp sounded, how good or bad my playing was, my note composition or anything else. They're only concerned with the "originality" of the amp components or whether it has a plexiglass panel. Who cares? Plexiglass panels don't make your amp sound any different. Let me tell you how much time EVH spent thinking about the plexiglass panel on his Super Lead: Zero. And these are the same guys that love Jimmy Page and his tone, but look down on "metal panel" or non-P2P 70s Marshalls. You know, the ones Page actually used. And again, let me tell you how much time Jimmy Page spent thinking about the metal panel on his Super Lead: Zero. I hate people like those guys because they turn otherwise fun hobbies into negative experiences. If you aren't having fun with this stuff, you're doing it wrong. Like you said, fuck those guys.
One more story. I had a guy buy my old Gibson ES-339 off Reverb. It had been upgraded from the stock '57 Classics to a Lollar Imperial Low Wind set. Before he bought it, he asked if I still had the stock pickups. I told him I did and he replied, "Good, because I want to return it to stock." I said, "Hey man, that's cool. If you buy it, it's yours and you can do whatever you want; but, I'm going to tell you outright that the Lollars are a huge improvement over the '57 Classics." He didn't respond, bought the guitar, and weeks went by. Finally, months later he messaged me again on Reverb and said something along the lines of, "I restored the guitar to stock but the '57 Classics didn't sound as good as the pickups you had in it, so I ended up putting that Lollar set back in. Just wanted to let you know." I mean, at least this guy had the balls to admit he was wrong but the whole thing was just so psycho. He was obsessed with returning it to stock because everyone on snobby guitar forums have told him that stock is "the way." Then he actually used his EARS. So frustrating!