Hey, I appreciate the closing update.
‘Dayuum homie, can I be your wingman?
With your ‘in the bag ratio’,
I’ll gladly take all or any of your scraps..buddy I’m at a point in my life where NOTHING is ugly after 2am..,so don’t forget me with them throw aways!!
I actually prefer them to the hot rods.
True story, back in the day,
in the underground and truely evil Tampa Bay death metal scene, there was a chick known as “The Medusa” and she cut dude’s & chicks hair totally nude..,
You feel them short hairs stand up on the back of
your neck when they buzz the neck/hair line??
Yep!!, you can have that ALL NIGHT.
But expect some form of evil turbulence..extreme moments of terrifying RAUNCH.
But by the end of the horror show,
you’ll be grinning ear to ear.
Anyways, at least this broad gets your haircare sorted properly with the added bonus
of some kinky’ vibe.
***shameless time released edit***
If I was your wingman, I’d a’ called this one
homie..,
Example:
“Hey man, listen brotha’, for real diamonds here,
-She’s playing with you like a theramin and
your walking right into it”.
“Time we flip the switch on this bitch, the
‘pimp hand be’ strong around here”…
Some good ole’ fashion brotherly love.
