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DanTravis62 said:
Everyone knows "living loving maid" was originally written by "the buckbreaker" Greasy Gingivitis Johnson, who was the king of the Tennessee Cousin Fuckin' Shuffle fad of 1918

Woodrow Wilson his self fucked his cousin live on radio!
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They all got nuthin’ on Leroy “I ain’t need no goddamn doctor for my untreated testicular cancer” Leroyalsson, undisputed master of the Tennessee tenor moonshine jug. RIP Leroy, 1938-1949”
 
thegame said:
They all got nuthin’ on Leroy “I ain’t need no goddamn doctor for my untreated testicular cancer” Leroyalsson, undisputed master of the Tennessee tenor moonshine jug. RIP Leroy, 1938-1949”
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*Read in the voice of Walter Krokite*

Thurgood "I cover my cat in honey and shove it up my ass" Jenkins-McGleese (who, of course, was famous for covering his cat in honey and shoving it up his ass) was constantly referred to as LeRoys' biggest influence; in the modern era, we're aware that covering cats in honey and shoving them up your ass causes testicular cancer. Testicular cancer most likely had a massive effect on his signature technique of squeezing his blackened, cancer-infested balls until they ruptured.

But Thurgood "I cover my cat in honey and shove it up my ass" Simpson-Jenkins-McGleese-Johnson-DuBois was a man of vision.

His influence extended to the great "Yella Syphilis" McCormick-McFuck who followed LeRoy in his mastery of the tenor moonshine jug.
 
DeathlyFighter said:
I'd rather just play a regular Jaguar or Mustang than these "Metal" ones.
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I agree 🤔 If I was going to play metal on an offset I'd probably get a Balaguer or Fender blacktop or something, but only because I would need the humbuckers to play metal

Just by looks, the OG guitars are far better looking

I actually sold a Balaguer offset that I got in a trade for specifically that reason - that guitar played AMAZING and was one of the best sounding guitars I've ever owned, it just looked like a MoDErN offset and I couldn't stand it
 
Kordoba said:
Then we got Screamin' Boot-Tray McGay bringing up the rear.
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Screamin' Boot-Tray McGay, of course, begat a blues dynasty that only cultured bloozpeople like @VonBonfire know about

His son, Loudly "Talking at a Movie Theater" McGay was well known for his contributions to the family moonshine distillery; his tragic death at the hands of his wife ( Shaqueercaqueefqua Wilkins-McFap) poisoned his watermelon with Decon) meant he was survived by his great grandson Sticky "Magazine Pages" McFap-McGay, who invented the modern cum screen for the porno shop.

We learned all about it this February during Black history month, but they were all insanely good at making orgasm faces while bending a double stop on the B and G string. Rest in power!
 
I'll never forget the time Cornelious "The Cunt" Crabtree got slap-happy with George Washington Carver and pummeled him unconscious with a series of well-placed boot tray hits.
 
Kordoba said:
I'll never forget the time Cornelious "The Cunt" Crabtree got slap-happy with George Washington Carver and pummeled him unconscious with a series of well-placed boot tray hits.
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he actually invented the boots at this time.


So every time you use a boots on your amp, remember a POC invented it!

Cornelius "The Cunt" Crabtree of course was immortalized by his magnum opus "Get Cattywampus So I Can Put This Sasha Biscuit In Your Bottom", which @VonBonfire covers every night
 
DanTravis62 said:
Screamin' Boot-Tray McGay, of course, begat a blues dynasty that only cultured bloozpeople like @VonBonfire know about

His son, Loudly "Talking at a Movie Theater" McGay was well known for his contributions to the family moonshine distillery; his tragic death at the hands of his wife ( Shaqueercaqueefqua Wilkins-McFap) poisoned his watermelon with Decon) meant he was survived by his great grandson Sticky "Magazine Pages" McFap-McGay, who invented the modern cum screen for the porno shop.

We learned all about it this February during Black history month, but they were all insanely good at making orgasm faces while bending a double stop on the B and G string. Rest in power!
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No blues retrospective is complete without a mention of Tyrone "born in the trunk of a '32 Ford model T, died in the trunk of a '74 Cadillac Coupe DeVille' Williamson. Primary instrument: a bag of grits he beat with a wooden spoon. Leading suspect in Tyrone's untimely death was his long time rival, Alonzo "get INTO jail free card" Moses Presley, who was known to dazzle audiences with his one string slide guitar skills and two tooth smile.
 
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