Just Had To Say...Think I Like This New Jackson

[DanTravis62]

They aren't cool enough for a non reverse firebird. This guy is tho:


My first electric was a 65 jaguar in lake placid blue. It is probably the most comfortable seated guitar ever built but I still hate jags and jazzmaster, especially the jags. Crappy trem crappy bridge crappy pickups and a bunch of switches that really didn't do anything worth a damn. As a kid it sure looked cool with all that chrome, switches, and dials.

He's bordering on wayne kramer cool for a non reverse firebird, but not quite there

 

[VonBonfire]

He's bordering on wayne kramer cool for a non reverse firebird, but not quite there

Wayne Kramer might be fit to shine Gatemouth's boots on his best day.

 

[DanTravis62]

Wayne Kramer might be fit to shine Gatemouth's boots on his best day.

"Old Scummy Syphilis Sammy is DA BEST BLOOZMAN"

"No Bleeding Gums Murphy is DA BEST BLOOZMAN"

Bro i do not give any fucks about old blues guys

 

[japetus]

That sounds like a hideous hipster faggot guitar that J Mascis or Josh Scott would play

I kid i kid the mascis jazzers are supposed to be good

WALK ON HOME PUNK

 

[DanTravis62]

WALK ON HOME PUNK

HE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO XAVIER T MCGILLICUDDY "BLACK VAGINAL DISCHARGE" THE BEST BLOOZMAN EVER WHO SOLD HIS SOUL ON THE CROSSROADS TO WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT

NOW THAT GUY HAS SOUL AND FEEL ON HIS ACETATES

 

[Matt300ZXT]

That'd be a cool guitar if it didn't have Jackson printed on it. Jacksons are and will always be Dinkys, King Vs, Rhoads, and Kellys. That is it, nothing more, nothing less. That goofy ass Amir Derakh Roswell Rhoads doesn't count either. The Warrior should've been made by BC Rich, or some wild metal guitar pawn shop brand.

 

[napalmdeath]

Still not my cup of tea

Yeah.. Not sure how you can manage blinged out, yet cheap as hell looking at the same time. And, make it in CHY NA. Fuck Jackson. Headstock is dumb as fuck too. Everything about is... Hideous, honestly.

 

[VonBonfire]

Bro i do not give any fucks about old blues guys

Your loss.*shrugs

 

[DanTravis62]

Your loss.*shrugs

BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD RUFUS "ELBOW PATCHES" ALABASTER "JUMPING SCABIES" MCDONALD HAVE YOU

NOW THAT'S A REAL BLOOZMAN

 

[DanTravis62]

NOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME DEEP CUTS

YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT JUMPIN' JOHNNY "THE BUCKNUCKLE" JEBEDIAH SIMPSON NOW THAT'S THE REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE

 

[VonBonfire]

NOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME DEEP CUTS

YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT JUMPIN' JOHNNY "THE BUCKNUCKLE" JEBEDIAH SIMPSON NOW THAT'S THE REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE

You could've just listened tot he cut by now.

 

[DanTravis62]

You could've just listened tot he cut by now.

It's way more entertaining making up old blues guy names because they're fucking hilarious

LISTEN HERE BOY MY NAME IS HOLLERIN' MISSISSIPI "MOLLASSES FOOT" DUPREE

*plays boring pentatonics on a dreadnaught*

 

[DanTravis62]

He don't groove like "Toothless" Yella "Bones" Malone though, I tell ya what

 

[thegame]

Papa ‘No Parole’ Pennyworth ‘Jubidiah thé 4th’ Malloy will give those cats a run for their money

 

[DanTravis62]

Papa ‘No Parole’ Pennyworth ‘Jubidiah thé 4th’ Malloy will give those cats a run for their money

yeah well

"Blind" Cooter Hopkins, the "Delta Dicklicker" created tapping

 

[thegame]

yeah well

"Blind" Cooter Hopkins, the "Delta Dicklicker" created tapping

No, they created Led Zeppelin II

 

[DanTravis62]

No, they created Led Zeppelin II

That one might actually be true though

 

[Simon Dorn]

Haven't owned a Jackson in a very long time...But

Not for me. But i was looking at the new American Series Hardtail Strats recently...They are priced fairly reasonable.

 

[angelspade]

Not for me. But i was looking at the new American Series Hardtail Strats recently...They are priced fairly reasonable.

Those are really nice

 

[DanTravis62]

No, they created Led Zeppelin II

Everyone knows "living loving maid" was originally written by "the buckbreaker" Greasy Gingivitis Johnson, who was the king of the Tennessee Cousin Fuckin' Shuffle fad of 1918

Woodrow Wilson his self fucked his cousin live on radio!