DanTravis62
Moderator
He's bordering on wayne kramer cool for a non reverse firebird, but not quite there
He's bordering on wayne kramer cool for a non reverse firebird, but not quite there
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VonBonfire
Well-known member
Wayne Kramer might be fit to shine Gatemouth's boots on his best day.
DanTravis62
Moderator
"Old Scummy Syphilis Sammy is DA BEST BLOOZMAN"
"No Bleeding Gums Murphy is DA BEST BLOOZMAN"
Bro i do not give any fucks about old blues guys
japetus
Moderator
WALK ON HOME PUNKThat sounds like a hideous hipster faggot guitar that J Mascis or Josh Scott would play
I kid i kid the mascis jazzers are supposed to be good
DanTravis62
Moderator
HE CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO XAVIER T MCGILLICUDDY "BLACK VAGINAL DISCHARGE" THE BEST BLOOZMAN EVER WHO SOLD HIS SOUL ON THE CROSSROADS TO WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT
NOW THAT GUY HAS SOUL AND FEEL ON HIS ACETATES
Matt300ZXT
Well-known member
That'd be a cool guitar if it didn't have Jackson printed on it. Jacksons are and will always be Dinkys, King Vs, Rhoads, and Kellys. That is it, nothing more, nothing less. That goofy ass Amir Derakh Roswell Rhoads doesn't count either. The Warrior should've been made by BC Rich, or some wild metal guitar pawn shop brand.
napalmdeath
Well-known member
Yeah.. Not sure how you can manage blinged out, yet cheap as hell looking at the same time. And, make it in CHY NA. Fuck Jackson. Headstock is dumb as fuck too. Everything about is... Hideous, honestly.
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VonBonfire
Well-known member
Your loss.*shrugsBro i do not give any fucks about old blues guys
DanTravis62
Moderator
BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD RUFUS "ELBOW PATCHES" ALABASTER "JUMPING SCABIES" MCDONALD HAVE YOU
NOW THAT'S A REAL BLOOZMAN
DanTravis62
Moderator
NOW IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME DEEP CUTS
YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT JUMPIN' JOHNNY "THE BUCKNUCKLE" JEBEDIAH SIMPSON NOW THAT'S THE REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT JUMPIN' JOHNNY "THE BUCKNUCKLE" JEBEDIAH SIMPSON NOW THAT'S THE REAL SHIT RIGHT THERE
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VonBonfire
Well-known member
You could've just listened tot he cut by now.
DanTravis62
Moderator
It's way more entertaining making up old blues guy names because they're fucking hilarious
LISTEN HERE BOY MY NAME IS HOLLERIN' MISSISSIPI "MOLLASSES FOOT" DUPREE
*plays boring pentatonics on a dreadnaught*
DanTravis62
Moderator
He don't groove like "Toothless" Yella "Bones" Malone though, I tell ya what
thegame
Well-known member
Papa ‘No Parole’ Pennyworth ‘Jubidiah thé 4th’ Malloy will give those cats a run for their money
DanTravis62
Moderator
thegame
Well-known member
No, they created Led Zeppelin II
DanTravis62
Moderator
Simon Dorn
Well-known member
Not for me. But i was looking at the new American Series Hardtail Strats recently...They are priced fairly reasonable.
angelspade
RT Kimg
Those are really nice
DanTravis62
Moderator
Everyone knows "living loving maid" was originally written by "the buckbreaker" Greasy Gingivitis Johnson, who was the king of the Tennessee Cousin Fuckin' Shuffle fad of 1918
Woodrow Wilson his self fucked his cousin live on radio!