Mike V's forum Carl in here if you are reading this

[MrDan666]

Carl is up to his tricks again bashing everyone and self procliaming his talent or lack of it for that matter.
This should fill you in on what's going on!! Funny isn't it!!

http://www.mikeverderosa.com/phpBB2/vie ... php?t=4654

WTF!? I dont know whats funnier.. the fact that Carl calls himself 'The Master (world class)' or the fact that he is having full blown conversations with himself and inventing childish stories about you Ralph

 

[mrp5150]

Carl is up to his tricks again bashing everyone and self procliaming his talent or lack of it for that matter.
This should fill you in on what's going on!! Funny isn't it!!

http://www.mikeverderosa.com/phpBB2/vie ... php?t=4654

WTF!? I dont know whats funnier.. the fact that Carl calls himself 'The Master (world class)' or the fact that he is having full blown conversations with himself and inventing childish stories about you Ralph

Sweet avatar.

 

[MrDan666]

Sweet avatar.

Hell yeeeah!

 

[gybe!]

I don`t know if anybody had seen this, but I just stumbled across it....

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/index.php

 

[Gainzilla]

Carl is up to his tricks again bashing everyone and self procliaming his talent or lack of it for that matter.
This should fill you in on what's going on!! Funny isn't it!!

http://www.mikeverderosa.com/phpBB2/vie ... php?t=4654

WTF!? I dont know whats funnier.. the fact that Carl calls himself 'The Master (world class)' or the fact that he is having full blown conversations with himself and inventing childish stories about you Ralph

Its all Good fun Dan, Its no secret that carl is predictable, besides being a pussy a liar and a coward who has no grasp of reality.

He really is under the impression that people take what he says seriously when its common knowledge that hes laughed at by everyone. Theres a reason that he was a garbage man, DHUR!!!!

Post anything over there and he immeadiatley deletes it because hes a pussy and a coward. He says that hes showing up at my next gig and personally, Im looking forward to it despite the fact that he'll never show up...

 

[Stratboy151]

I don`t know if anybody had seen this, but I just stumbled across it....

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/index.php

wow thats pretty funny but, all thats gonna do is end up making the guy famous. you all need to really just ignore his ass to really spite him, he seems to love the attention.

 

[gybe!]

I don`t know if anybody had seen this, but I just stumbled across it....

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/index.php

wow thats pretty funny but, all thats gonna do is end up making the guy famous. you all need to really just ignore his ass to really spite him, he seems to love the attention.

Oh, I completely agree. I remember that there used to be a page detailing all of the places he has been banned from (with citations too) and I was searching for that via google when I found that little gem. Thought I would share as I thought it was a little amusing

 

[Gainfreak]

I don`t know if anybody had seen this, but I just stumbled across it....

http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com/index.php

wow thats pretty funny but, all thats gonna do is end up making the guy famous. you all need to really just ignore his ass to really spite him, he seems to love the attention.

John,

Carl is already famous for being a huge asshole who has been banned or kicked out of just about every guitar forum. A forum dedicated to him isn't going to boost him up or ruin his already questionable reputation in the least bit!

How much do you want to bet that Carl is more well known for being a huge douchebag then for his average guitar playing? I'll bet my guitars on it

 

[MrDan666]

Its all Good fun Dan, Its no secret that carl is predictable, besides being a pussy a liar and a coward who has no grasp of reality.

He really is under the impression that people take what he says seriously when its common knowledge that hes laughed at by everyone. Theres a reason that he was a garbage man, DHUR!!!!

Post anything over there and he immeadiatley deletes it because hes a pussy and a coward. He says that hes showing up at my next gig and personally, Im looking forward to it despite the fact that he'll never show up...

Garbage man haha!

It would be just classic if he did show up.. LOL

Didnt he say before that he would turn up at the Trower gig when this shit was going down last time? and he didnt then either..

 

[Copperhead]

Hey!
He pulled the youtube video!?!

 

[Stratboy151]

quote]

John,

Carl is already famous for being a huge asshole who has been banned or kicked out of just about every guitar forum. A forum dedicated to him isn't going to boost him up or ruin his already questionable reputation in the least bit!

How much do you want to bet that Carl is more well known for being a huge douchebag then for his average guitar playing? I'll bet my guitars on it [/quote]

yeah but like they say, bad press is still good press lol.

 

[Gainfreak]

yeah but like they say, bad press is still good press lol.

John I assure you that this isn't helping him out in any way,. You're not seeng th PM's that we are getting from people that Carl respects.

Just imagine that you put out a John perry CD and your fans scan the web only to see a site that is like the http://www.carlygeetarsucks.com.

This isn't the bigtime bro, Carl is an internet guitar player who plays leads to a backing track. He will never put out a cd of material because he has none of his own.

 

[Gainzilla]

I love watching this guy squirm , hes an internet stuttering prick and keeps getting funnier!!!

Carl has a thread over there about 3000 hits on his myspace page and posted this in it;

"ot bad for less than a year.
That's because I have actual TUNES up people can listen to. "

Since when did wanking over a backing track become a tune? yet more proof that hes deluded. "Yeah, I play whole songs!!!" fucking loser, LMAOOO!!!! I really do love this guy!!!

I Like the part about us not playing in bands, the closest hes gotten to a gig is jamming in his living room, he probably makes his mom wave flashlights around at the same time...

I also got a kick out of him callin Doug stale... LMAO!!!!! world class ass!!!!

 

[Gainzilla]

Anyone have any favorite or typical Carl quotes?



"If you or anybody else is implying the tone aint happening on my many GT-500 clips, I'd recommend swabbing the shit from your ears."

And: "Actually, I'll call them whatever I like. Who the hell are you?
As to credibilty...who cares?"

Priceless: "Can't take the heat, and obviously you can't--get your fairy ass out of the kitchen--GOAT FUCKER..I got some meds for you. Banging my head against the wall sounds pretty good--but banging your head sounds like OODLES OF FUN--Goat fucker"

Ah: "I've had Hendrix collectors swear some of my demos were Jimi outakes."

Some of this stuff is absolute comedy gold... all of it would make a career for any psychoanalyst

 

[Gainzilla]

Its great, you press buttons and watch carl respond like a predictable trained bitch. makes fun of pics, lies and fabricates, insults your playing while going on about his... No one ever buys it and he looks like a monkey trying to hump a football.. Gorilla behind a PC, Fag to your face

We need him, Whenever you feel that there isnt enough laughter in the world, think of carl.

 

[Gainzilla]

Heres one of carls new rants about me and one of my clips

One guy needs an engineer to help him record 1 minute clips showcasing piss poor skills, etc. Look how melodic I am in this pieced together reverb/delay soaked clip, which features me fishing for notes, while going out of key occasionally. Yeah, I'm really Neal Schon now. Listen to my DRILL technique, which is inaudable and fits this one minute "tune" like mixing oil and water. I suck, but the 15 year olds at HC eat this shit up.
Oh, did I mention I need an assistant to record and mix this garbage?, as I'm too fucking dumb to learn how to record and mix myself.
Kudos to the poor bastard who recorded this asswipe....having to endure endless takes before TIN TWAT got a one minute "performence" he could post on the net....to be laughed at and ridiculed by any decent guitarist.

heres his post when he first heard it;

Ok, I'm checking in late in this one.

Personally, I hate soloing to this type 80's ballad stuff.
It's like every note is under a microscope. If you lag or rush, it's very noticable. That's why I stay away from this stuff

That said, you did a great job. Great vibrato...nice melodic figures....some fast-picked stuff....octaves.....

Reminds me of Journey Neil Schon.
I think you excel at this stuff
Now bring that Herbert to Steve's so I can hear it!

Kage is a great guy, we talk all the time, he's also a great geetar player

He deleted them when I pointed them out LMAOO!!!!

Of course, hell try and backpeddle to say that it was all BS like all of the other compliments that hes paid me over the years but lets face it, we all know better. Besides, I have them saved because we all knew it was a matter of when, not it, when carl lost it. So Ill keep posting them just to smack him around like my good little crooked toothed bitch

 

[Gainfreak]

tis funny isn't it!!!

Its funny how I mention things to Carl and they miraculously show up in his posts!! He has no idea of how bad we a screwing with him mentally, nor does he have any clue as to how much we laugh at what he says! Im not even pissed about him posting pictures, I can't wait to see what bullshit he will come up with next!! The differance is that we hit hard with facts that piss him off, but he has to resort to bullshit and everyone knows it!!

 

[Gainzilla]

tis funny isn't it!!!

Its funny how I mention things to Carl and the miraculously show up in his posts!! He has no idea of how bad we a screwing with him mentally, nor does he have any clue as to how much we laugh at what he says! Im not even pissed about him posting pictures, I can't wait to see what bullshit he will come up with next!! The differance is that we hit hard with facts that piss him off, but he has to resort to bullshit and everyone knows it!!

Gotta love Casper, the transparent deluded lying cowardly Garbageman!!!!

 

[Gainfreak]

tis funny isn't it!!!

Its funny how I mention things to Carl and the miraculously show up in his posts!! He has no idea of how bad we a screwing with him mentally, nor does he have any clue as to how much we laugh at what he says! Im not even pissed about him posting pictures, I can't wait to see what bullshit he will come up with next!! The differance is that we hit hard with facts that piss him off, but he has to resort to bullshit and everyone knows it!!

Gotta love Casper, the transparent deluded lying cowardly Garbageman!!!!

I loved his comment about our shirts!! Priceless stuff!!

The funny thing is that I can hide my Gut, but he can't!! Even at my heaviest, I still look like a stick figure compared to him

Speaking of shirts. how much do you want to make a bet that he still has that polyester shirt that he was sporting in his pictures!! Holy crap that was funny!! Hey Carly, How come there aren't any recent pics of you that weren't taken 3 decades ago on a polaroid?!! I'll tell you why, its because your face looks like a hatfull of assholes!!!

 

[Gainzilla]

Now hes going on about people logging on being invisible and trying to say that theyre pussies because of it This coming from the guy who cant bring himself to say anything he says on a PC to a persons face, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only that, He deletes ANYTHING that anyone says because he cant handle the truth. He has about as much business calling other people pussies as he does calling himself world class LOL!!!

He never fails to bad mouth You, me , Ed, , shea etc and we all know the truth behind it, Intimidation and jealousy...

Sorry Gimpy, I wear you from my keychain and watch you roll over and present your ass to your Alpha Male