Monsters of Rock Cruise - 2024

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I don't know man. I just looked that up and as expected - mostly washed up 80's bands with mixed mashed members.
As a list, seems fun, until you show up and there’s one older fat member with hats/bandannas to hide the hair situation on stage with 20 through 40 something guns for hire, going through a really bad, early 80’s Crue phase with their hair and eye makeup.
 
As a list, seems fun, until you show up and there’s one older fat member with hats/bandannas to hide the hair situation on stage with 20 through 40 something guns for hire, going through a really bad, early 80’s Crue phase with their hair and eye makeup.
That's not nice. That would NEVER happen.
 
This LAND based festival appeals to me much more :LOL:

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That's a good one, but have you checked out Rockville?

https://welcometorockville.com/
 
The majority of that lineup we goofed on probably from '86-'92 or so...
 
I guarantee I would have more fun, meet more women and see more naked big tits than I ever would at say a Gretta Van Sheit show..
I'll stay in my lane!
 
Not interested monsters of rock cruise unless it was only a RigTalk member’s cruise; ala Dave Chappelle’s “player hater’s ball” where we get up and chew eachother up and get dissed. It could be called “Troll Cruize”
 
Did anyone here go? How was it?

I'm doing the 311 Cruise in 3 weeks.

Wondering the same thing.
A friend's band, Frozen Soul, is doing one of these cruises, Death Metal style. Was thinking it'd be fun.
Then it occurred to me that I'd be trapped on a ship in the middle of the ocean, with a bunch of big, hairy dudes, getting wasted, with little to no chics to party with.
And they want me to pay $1g for that? Pffffft

Which one is your friends is going on and who is he? I'm seeing Frozen Soul this Thursday. They are opening with Fit For A King and another band supporting Killswitch Engage.

Maybe Headbangers Boat leaving Oct 31st?
 
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I went on a cruise once, those rooms seem like they can accommodate 20% of the passengers, which is fine with a reoccurring show over a week, less great if an act is performing once.
 
Did anyone here go? How was it?

I'm doing the 311 Cruise in 3 weeks.



Which one is your friend going on and who is he? I'm seeing Frozen Soul this Thursday. They are opening with Fit For A King and another band supporting Killswitch Engage.

Maybe Headbangers Boat leaving Oct 31st?
Chris Bonner plays guitar for FS. Big John Candly looking dude on the right:
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Plays pointy Jackson, 5150, TS.
I listen to their first cassette while working in the garage. 🙂
Need to get the 2nd one, that Matt Heafy produced. They're working on the 3rd, if I'm not mistaken.
 
Chris Bonner plays guitar for FS. Big John Candly looking dude on the right:
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Plays pointy Jackson, 5150, TS.
I listen to their first cassette while working in the garage. 🙂
Need to get the 2nd one, that Matt Heafy produced. They're working on the 3rd, if I'm not mistaken.


OK. Thanks. Yeah, been checking out some of their videos.
 
Chris Bonner plays guitar for FS. Big John Candly looking dude on the right:
View attachment 391932
Plays pointy Jackson, 5150, TS.
I listen to their first cassette while working in the garage. 🙂
Need to get the 2nd one, that Matt Heafy produced. They're working on the 3rd, if I'm not mistaken.
Those are some, serious brick waller lookin’ peeps right there.
 
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Not that it applies to me....but any chance of an AARP discount??
 
Chris Bonner plays guitar for FS. Big John Candly looking dude on the right:
View attachment 391932
Plays pointy Jackson, 5150, TS.
I listen to their first cassette while working in the garage. 🙂
Need to get the 2nd one, that Matt Heafy produced. They're working on the 3rd, if I'm not mistaken.

Thanks. Looking forward to it.... if I can get there fast enough. They probably go on in about 2 hours.
 
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