My shocking dna results…

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JackBootedThug said:
If mike Perry is 2% African and can legally say the “N” word…. Then I can legally say the “M” word by having 3% marmite in my bloodstream. Right mate?
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You mean Vegemite of course brah.

The Poms are into Marmite. In South Africa when I was a kid that's all we had too. Nobody back then over there had even heard of Vegemite.

Aynirar27 said:
Now you can ask chicks if they have any Australian in them
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... and offer to lend a hand if they don't. :LOL:
 
Thumbpicker said:
We don't even have toilets that your balls hang into the water with massive lake big yet a tiny highly cloggable outlet to see a whirlpool form.

I mean what civilised country has a bloody brown trout aquarium in their dunny...

We have massive non cloggable outlets for king size turds that a massive waterfall gushes out and pushes the trout downstream where they can spawn later on.
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I pretty much rebuilt my house in 2017. All drains are 4” schedule 40. No low flow crappers. Nothing getting clogged here.

What I want to know is how you take a crap standing on your head ?
 
Thumbpicker said:
Yep "lake toilets" with tiny outlets are about as sensible as using tarred cardboard with only a 20 year life for roofing tiles ie. not very sensible at all. I thought we had moved on from thatched rooves back in the dark ages they need replacing every 20 years too.

Also no on/off switch on your electric outlets and 110v? primitive... Not good enough for even boiling a kettle quickly.
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Yeah, because I want to have to flip a switch to send power to an outlet 🙄
 
Floyd Eye said:
Yeah, because I want to have to flip a switch to send power to an outlet 🙄
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Lots of homes I have visited have outlets like that, usually the mark of a builder who was such a cheap skate they were trying to save a few extra feet of wire so they ran it from the nearest light switch to the outlet.
 
VonBonfire said:
Lots of homes I have visited have outlets like that, usually the mark of a builder who was such a cheap skate they were trying to save a few extra feet of wire so they ran it from the nearest light switch to the outlet.
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Hey he’s back. Good to see you Bon Jovi.
 
VonBonfire said:
Lots of homes I have visited have outlets like that, usually the mark of a builder who was such a cheap skate they were trying to save a few extra feet of wire so they ran it from the nearest light switch to the outlet.
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welcome back! I actually missed you! Please stay out of antear27's I bugger boys thread......
 
Floyd Eye said:
Regular plastic or micro plastic ?
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Shhh.

Floyd.. he's practicing for a "gig".

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JackBootedThug said:
welcome back! I actually missed you! Please stay out of antear27's I bugger boys thread......
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Hey that's a first for me, I'll take it!

I'm letting Daniel have his moment in the sun with his silly moon landing thread. His child like excitement over it is amusing, lol.
 
VonBonfire said:
Hey that's a first for me, I'll take it!

I'm letting Daniel have his moment in the sun with his silly moon landing thread. His child like excitement over it is amusing, lol.
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No worries, the landings will be more and more frequent in upcoming years. You can get in on the next one.
 
Aynirar27 said:
No worries, the landings will be more and more frequent in upcoming years. You can get in on the next one.
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Movie studio side-grift.

The more they "land on the moon" the more discrepancies will be noticed and the fake space program will be further discredited.
 
Hey fuckers, this thread is about kangaroos, gun bans, boomerangs, Muslim and Chinese invasion and penal history. Keep your space bullshit in the space bullshit thread.
 
VonBonfire said:
Movie studio side-grift.

The more they "land on the moon" the more discrepancies will be noticed and the fake space program will be further discredited.
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lol yea I guess we’ll see man.
 
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