My shocking dna results…

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I did one of those home dna tests and sent it off to see what my dna has to tell me about my genetic heritage. All I can say is that I’m shocked. I didn’t see this one coming. I’m 3% Australian……so that means it’s okay for me to say mate….mate.
Kinda like my boy Mike-



Alright monkey…we’ll be talking….mate…
 
JackBootedThug said:
I did one of those home dna tests and sent it off to see what my dna has to tell me about my genetic heritage. All I can say is that I’m shocked. I didn’t see this one coming. I’m 3% Australian……so that means it’s okay for me to say mate….mate.
Kinda like my boy Mike-



Alright monkey…we’ll be talking….mate…
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What percent of that 3% is bogan ?


I'm pretty sure if I was Australian I would 100% be a bogan.
 
What exactly is Australian? British or Aboriginal? If British how is it different to anyone from Britain. Of course after they’ve opened the floodgates it could mean anything as well.
 
Indeed; it could mean anything down here so I assumed it was a tongue-in-cheek test / result / story.

I see an oppormatunity to use a quirky, weird-looking phrase here:
Our genetic mix down under is a ridgey didge hodgepodge. :LOL:
 
Thumbpicker said:
What exactly is Australian? British or Aboriginal? If British how is it different to anyone from Britain. Of course after they’ve opened the floodgates it could mean anything as well.
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What is British ? French/Norman or Viking?

There's not a place in the civilized world where the inhabitants are "From" there.
 
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If mike Perry is 2% African and can legally say the “N” word…. Then I can legally say the “M” word by having 3% marmite in my bloodstream. Right mate?
 
Floyd Eye said:
Do your toilets flush backwards yet ?
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We don't even have toilets that your balls hang into the water with massive lake big yet a tiny highly cloggable outlet to see a whirlpool form.

I mean what civilised country has a bloody brown trout aquarium in their dunny...

We have massive non cloggable outlets for king size turds that a massive waterfall gushes out and pushes the trout downstream where they can spawn later on.
 
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Yep "lake toilets" with tiny outlets are about as sensible as using tarred cardboard with only a 20 year life for roofing tiles ie. not very sensible at all. I thought we had moved on from thatched rooves back in the dark ages they need replacing every 20 years too.

Also no on/off switch on your electric outlets and 110v? primitive... Not good enough for even boiling a kettle quickly.
 
Thumbpicker said:
Diaharea

We don't even have toilets that your balls hang into the water with massive lake big yet a tiny highly cloggable outlet to see a whirlpool form.

I mean what civilised country has a bloody brown trout aquarium in their dunny...

We have massive non cloggable outlets for king size turds that a massive waterfall gushes out and pushes the trout downstream where they can spawn later on.
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we have a 1.28 gallons per flush max in my state. That’s not enough for a healthy shit
 
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