New automobile owner's manual. 540 pages of fine print.

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Not sure why the thread derailed, but ya- new car manuals are a joke. 2 pages on how to use your seatbelt, 4 pages on where and how to get the worthless piece of shit car jack out so you can throw it in the garbage. Search like crazy to find where and how to get to the oil pan drain plug- non existent.
 
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2ncicu said:
Not sure why the thread derailed, but ya- new car manuals are a joke. 2 pages on how to use your seatbelt, 4 pages on where and how to get the worthless piece of shit car jack out so you can throw it in the garbage. Search like crazy to find where and how to get to the oil pan drain plug- non existent.
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Why can't they just watch a YouTube video like normal people ?

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PLX said:
Why can't they just watch a YouTube video like normal people ?

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Tough to do if you are broke down or stuck somewhere without an internet connection. They should split the manual in fifths-- 4/5ths for the Liberals on topics on how to use the heater, first aid kit, and seat heaters. The other 1/5 for the right on important mechanical shit. Easy.
 
2ncicu said:
Not sure why the thread derailed, but ya- new car manuals are a joke. 2 pages on how to use your seatbelt, 4 pages on where and how to get the worthless piece of shit car jack out so you can throw it in the garbage. Search like crazy to find where and how to get to the oil pan drain plug- non existent.
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Wait till you get to the infotainment system. It has its own manual.

It derailed for the usual reasons.
 
2ncicu said:
Oh, I know and so does the Starlink system. It is ridiculous- and I'm just fucking with you- no disrespect intended. Just BS'ing.
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Oh, ok cool. Snotty reply deleted in that case. (y)
 
PLX said:
Remember when you could find a busted Craftsman® tool on the side of the road, take it to any Sears, and they would give you a brand new one ?

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The last time I took a tool back to Sears for replacement was a 3/4" drive ratchet. Mine was one of the old good ones. They were going to replace it with a new "Ergonomic" one with plastic gears. I kept my old one and started buying Mac tools.
 
Floyd Eye said:
The last time I took a tool back to Sears for replacement was a 3/4" drive ratchet. Mine was one of the old good ones. They were going to replace it with a new "Ergonomic" one with plastic gears. I kept my old one and started buying Mac tools.
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I found an offset ratchet screwdriver once.. it had been run over, but you could make out the Craftsman logo.

Took it to a Sears store and got a brand new one.
 
PLX said:
I found an offset ratchet screwdriver once.. it had been run over, but you could make out the Craftsman logo.

Took it to a Sears store and got a brand new one.
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I still have absolute shit tons of Craftsman tools, some are broken but I'd have more luck mining for Gold than getting them replaced. Is Sears even a Store anymore?
 
2ncicu said:
I still have absolute shit tons of Craftsman tools, some are broken but I'd have more luck mining for Gold than getting them replaced. Is Sears even a Store anymore?
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Those days are over.

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