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JackBootedThug said:
My mailman actually knocked on the door and said special delivery while laughing. I then gave him a bag of candy 🍭
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This kind of flips the Sweetwater script

I wonder if he thought you were sweet with the packaging label in mind
 
311splawndude said:
Kids these days :confused:

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And it’s ribbed; for his pleasure.
Oddly, or not, this is a dude thing. No women ever come to the ER with lost rectum objects. The weirdest was a butter knife. This 72 year old man’s excuse was his wife wouldn’t let him get a new pickup truck. This shit cannot be made up. That’s just the tip of the iceberg with “lost objects”.
 
alund said:
And it’s ribbed; for his pleasure.
Oddly, or not, this is a dude thing. No women ever come to the ER with lost rectum objects. The weirdest was a butter knife. This 72 year old man’s excuse was his wife wouldn’t let him get a new pickup truck. This shit cannot be made up. That’s just the tip of the iceberg with “lost objects”.
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my faves on the top ten list were a frozen trout and a human foot…still attached to his partner.

imagine that taxi ride…
 
mentoneman said:
just dip her in icy hot and she’ll pop right up in there trust me. we call that’n the “Missouruh’ Fastball”
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the motorized Grimace holiday music box with both arms and one leg outstretched have sold out in Denver.

damn commies…
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I always thought he was a gumdrop.
Don't feel like I will probably be eating those anymore...
 
NowYou'rePlayingWithPower said:
I always thought he was a gumdrop.
Don't feel like I will probably be eating those anymore...
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between the stories about what they put on their french fry potatoes to keep them fresh to how theh procure their hamburger meat,

i’m done with the golden arches.
 
mentoneman said:
my faves on the top ten list were a frozen trout and a human foot…still attached to his partner.

imagine that taxi ride…
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They were dudes I’m sure. Always dudes. I’m sure it happens but I have never heard of a female showing up to the hospital with an object stuck in her butthole.
 
alund said:
They were dudes I’m sure. Always dudes. I’m sure it happens but I have never heard of a female showing up to the hospital with an object stuck in her butthole.
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you have to be pretty darn low on the evolutionary totem pole to conspire to insert a frozen trout where the sun doesn’t shine,
expecting euphoria.
 
mentoneman said:
between the stories about what they put on their french fry potatoes to keep them fresh to how theh procure their hamburger meat,

i’m done with the golden arches.
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Oh, def. I haven't eaten at McDonalds on purpose since I was a teenager. I was referring to grimace who I had thought was a gumdrop, but apparently is an adult bedroom accessory. I won't eat gumdrops anymore. At least the purple ones.
 
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