
thegame
Well-known member
Oh, he'll get 'something' by Christmas. To explain, let's get into the Christmas spirit a bit early:Oooops, Santa can't deliver by Christmas. But Santa promises by Easter. That is, unless you say something that mildly offends Santa. Then Santa will decide when you get your presents.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Helmut gave to me
Twelve BMWs crashing,
Eleven eye surgeries,
Ten lame excuses,
Nine pregnant girlfriends,
Eight trips to Russia,
Seven threads shit posted,
Six wrecked backs,
Five missed deadlines,
Four epoxied circuits,
Three capacitors exploding,
Two dead cats,
And still no fucking Larry for me!