ot; business cards for poon?

[again with this]

Walk in, ask her out to lunch or dinner.

gonna have to, i guess. the boss can't blaim a guy for trying to laid can he?

dunno about your state, but most give you at least one shot. If she doesnt' go for it on the first attempt, you never get to speak to her again in California.

Sometimes the honest approach... "I thought you were hot enough to cook a steak on your ass. Maybe we should find out if we have anything in common..."

Oh, and also... have something to do. domething you are doing whether or not she comes, invite her along... to the chicken fight or whatever. Groups are usually a good non-threatening buffer too.

Best of luck.

 

[mysticaxe]

my neck of the woods the entertanment choices are horse races or chicken fights.

Hey filly, wanna go to a cock fight???

 

[sandman]

good luck, been 20 years out of the loop, wouldnt know how to pick up a chick anymore unless she was on her knees in front of me, and then I would probably just panic and say something like' back off lady, I be hitched, or wait since your already on your knees, you got a few minutes????"

FIXED ha ha

 

[Odin]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

 

[evhfan]

Just give her a copy of your avatar

 

[bunghole]

give her your business card

then put on your business socks

cause it's business time

 

[joshsage]

this is just wrong..... wrong wrong wrong......

but I like where your head's at!
Josh