Proof positive that Ralphie and I are driving Carl nuts

[MrDan666]

Fuckin insane.. the guy has truly lost it. The shit that he chooses to try and make fun of is fucked up. What a loser.

 

[Anonymous]

Carl doesnt leave his moms house because he doesnt have balls, Hes invited to everyone of my gigs, do you think that hed ever show up? I just dont get it, he says stuff like this on the net but cant seem to muster up the sack to say it to my face

Why is that?

Ummmm... 'cause its easier to say from behind a keyboard where you don't have to worry about getting your ass stomped through the floorboards?

Steve

 

[Tnjpekar]

SORRY BRO, THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN EXCUSE THE THIRD VERSE.
I Stayed clear of the whole mess up till now, and god knows there has been some real antagonizing on both sides, but that shit goes way over the line. Where I come from you never mess with another persons family, period. Bless you for keeping your cool man, your a better man than I am about it, I would be in my car on that one.

 

[Anonymous]

He's 50 and lives with his Mom. How fucking cool is that?

I know man. That rules!

Steve

 

[PeteLaramee]

Man, that is so far over the top and rude it's meaningless. Especially coming from that ass-monkey.

 

[MrDan666]

SORRY BRO, THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN EXCUSE THE THIRD VERSE.
I Stayed clear of the whole mess up till now, and god knows there has been some real antagonizing on both sides, but that shit goes way over the line. Where I come from you never mess with another persons family, period. Bless you for keeping your cool man, your a better man than I am about it, I would be in my car on that one.

Same here man, that shit is way beyond the line.

 

[sandman]

The shitbag is losing it!!! Some choice stuff here from this fine human being check out the bold section

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STEEL CANCERMAN-

Who can take a train ride
just to see his master play
claimed he can wail and sucking all the time
The STEELCancer Man
Oh, the STEELCancer Man can
The STEELCancer Man can
'Cause he mixes it with body odor
And makes the room smell bad

Who can take a guitar
drill like a fool
lower his balls in Ralph's mouth and make a groovy lemon pie
The STEELCancer Man
The STEELCancer Man can
The STEELCancer Man can
'Cause he tongue's Ralph's Carbone's anus
And to him it tastes real good


Oh, who had an alky sister
a drug infested mess
Called the garbage man, to scrap her off the floor
The STEELCancer Man
Oh, the STEELCancer Man can
The STEELCancer man can
now she's 6 feet under
And that makes the world feel good


Oh, who can take his penis
Stick it up Ralph's ass
Gape the the One-Ball'd loser and collect up all the cream
The STEELCancer Man
Oh, the STEELCancer Man can
The STEELCancer Man can
'Cause he mixes it with jizzum
And makes Ralph's One Ball taste good


Yes, the STEELCancer Man can
'Cause he laps Ralph's asshole
And makes his tongue taste good
A-STEELCancer Man, a-STEELCancer Man, a-STEELCancer Man

thiis was posted over at Mikes...

I think for Carl to write and post something like this shows his utmost immaturity. Some of the topics in there are totally uncalled for....For you guys that know me, you know that I don't normally name call or curse for that matter...but Carl is a shitty dick. That is my opinion of the situation. Kage, Ralph...you guys both rock!

 

[Anonymous]

SORRY BRO, THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN EXCUSE THE THIRD VERSE.
I Stayed clear of the whole mess up till now, and god knows there has been some real antagonizing on both sides, but that shit goes way over the line. Where I come from you never mess with another persons family, period. Bless you for keeping your cool man, your a better man than I am about it, I would be in my car on that one.

Frankly, I'm sure the STEEL one is unaffected by this lame attack. Honestly, how can you get upset about anything a person says on a message board from behind a keyboard. What matters is what people say to your face....

Steve

 

[IHateRap]

To think that this originates from guitar playing....wow.

 

[70strathead]

i usually keep out of these Carl threads, but that's just sad and pathetic. the guy's got too much time on his hands and this is just an example of wasted human space.

 

[Pepi]

 

[Lord Toneking]

They should rename this place 'Carl-Talk'

I'm amazed at such losers in life

I'd actually pay money to see Kage or Ralph kick his arse Sometime that's the only way to settle thing ya know

 

[EvilMeow]

Jesus, he's really fucking losing it. He also follows you into EVERY goddamn youtube video you've ever viewed in your entire life to say something bad about you, which I think is funny.


Doesn't this guy know it makes him look more like a moron? I mean, honestly, there are people who are THAT socially inept that they can't see that this kind of hounding does not reflect well?

 

[EvilMeow]

The best part about it is that he thinks hes getting to me and Im laughing because Its painfully obvious that Carl is nothing but hot air.

Ralphie and I know the truth about him and have been airing it and its making him go bonkers. We watch him lie and say personal things and know that hes probably yelling at the screen, with spit flying through his crooked teeth and all over his crusty mustache... ITs comedy gold, how could the rantings of a wolrd class loser affect anyone?

Exactly! He thinks that it gets under your skin, but all he does is make a giant retard spectacle of himself.

 

[Ultron]

What a douchebag!


Hey Carl, Karma-Police are enroute to your house, with tasers and rectal-probes fully charged. Enjoy!

 

[SeaDog]

Kage I'm glad you're taking the high road even with the personal attacks. I'm not sure exactly what the situation is with your family, but by Carl's action and words he shows that he has all the personal qualities that one hopes to avoid in life.

I only met you once (at the NJ amp show), but my first impression of you was that you are a class act. You are probably the type of guy that Carl secretly wishes he was and now he's consumed by jealousy. I wouldn't waste a minute of my life on Carl or Mike, and I urge Carl to seek professional help.

 

[Killing Nevada]

I'm not even sure who this fucking Carl is but he needs his fucking ass kicked

 

[flametal]

you know I usually don't get involved in these internet rivalries but that song is terrible, really poor taste. That is enough for someone to get really pissed off.

 

[Slaytallica]

Kage,

man your a better person than me. I would be asking for my one phone call right about now cause the cops would of had me locked up for putting this fuckin prick in a coma.

There are just some things you don't do. And one of em is talking bad about someones dearly departed.

I would love to get at him for 5 minutes.

 

[Gainzilla]

Frankly, I'm sure the STEEL one is unaffected by this lame attack. Honestly, how can you get upset about anything a person says on a message board from behind a keyboard. What matters is what people say to your face....

Steve

Precisely Steve, as my good buddy Ed D always says , " consider the source" When one does that, How can you be offended by someone like Carl? Ive laughed at him and pitied him since day one and I still do... Sure ID be hurt if some one like you , Ralphie, Bob or whoever said something like the above because I respect you guys but thats something that would never enter your heads because youre not losers..

For those that do not know, My sister Alix passed away July 16th of '05. She had some previous problems of Alcohol abuse but she was clean and sober when she passed away suddenly due to a bad heart. I miss her terribley and think of her every day because my son is named after her but a loser like Carl could never tarnish her memory or get to me because he just isnt relevant in any way shape or form...

I just put it up so that people could see what Carl is really all about. Here are some other Carl Gems;

This was about Richard Couch and his wife;

Hey Couch, youre married to a fucking gook, thats lower than sleeping with nigger

This was about Scott Lerner when he showed a picture of his wife and newborn twins;

Nice family of kikes, you should all be thrown in an oven

This was about my wife when I put up a thread asking for Mojo when we thought her cancer might have come back;

How about some mojo for my dogs ass, heres mojo hoping that her cancer comes back and that your buddy Ralph gets cancer in his other ball and I hope you get cancer again and it kills you this time ( Ralphie had cancer in his kidney, I guess carl doesnt know the difference)

This was about Me and SteveVHT's sons;

Nice kids, they look like a couple of retards

This was about Phil O'keefe's kids, both of which are severely handicapped;

Fuck you and your flipper footed retards , Ill laugh when they serve me at McDonalds

This is just a glimpse at how much of a loser this guy is. Im just looking forward to the day that I catch away from his house so that I can walk right up to his face and smile while he shits his drawers and I dont have to raise a hand or say a word

Kage