RACEU4HER REQUEST

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ChuggNorris said:
I love living rent free in your n00b lazy boost needing shitty riff writing high guitar wearing head azzzzzzz

Keep dreaming about me, you're like a bygone memory I never even think of you. And as soon as I let th children play... they just reminiscing about the greatness that is ChuggNorris.

I get it. Believe me. Ive known myself for many thousands of years. I am awesome, my right hand smacked you down like a frightened little chicken nugget right after smacking your mom's tight ass with it.

Almost as tight as the right hand itself.

Imagine needing a boost and stil thinking you're the shit when someone can go unboosted into the same amp and make you look like a Kyle Bull wannabe.

That's who you remind me of! Yeah that's it. You're like the Kyle Calf to the Kyle Bull.

Sit down Kyle Calf.
Work on not needing a crutch & play like a man.
Not WITH a man like you usually do DanDiddy62.

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SORRY PIGFUCKER I'M BUSY MAKING INSTAGRAM FILTER VIDEOS OF MY GARBAGE DEATH METAL RIFFS AND LISTENING TO LIMP BIZKIT I'LL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I'M DONE FUCKING YOUR MOM
 
Smash said:
I am really enjoying this. We need to all get together and drink and bbq
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I'm just going to show up, get shithoused, and say "rent free" over and over

because apparently no matter what flavor of retarded you are, youtuber or poser, that's the literal only thing that comes to mind when you're getting roasted
 
DanTravis62 said:
I'm just going to show up, get shithoused, and say "rent free" over and over

because apparently no matter what flavor of retarded you are, youtuber or poser, that's the literal only thing that comes to mind when you're getting roasted
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I have noticed the rent free correlation. It has been rumored that I am chugg norris, and @Dino 939 is chugg.. but what if it is kyle?
 
Smash said:
I have noticed the rent free correlation. It has been rumored that I am chugg norris, and @Dino 939 is chugg.. but what if it is kyle?
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I doubt it - Kyle uses boosts in literally every video for literally every tone, whether he needs it or not, and Chugg pretends his flubby unboosted amp tones are tight because of his magic toan fingers like a retarded boomer

If only there was some kind of middle ground that made sense in this crazy world
 
DanTravis62 said:
I'm just going to show up, get shithoused, and say "rent free" over and over

because apparently no matter what flavor of retarded you are, youtuber or poser, that's the literal only thing that comes to mind when you're getting roasted
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Roasted is what you call the fatality you suffered trying to have a riff war with the riff lord.

Gtfo

I will never attend a BBQ with this sniff of cork. You would just be trying to plug a boost pedal in to your food because it wasnt "tight enough" without it.

You would have to prove you can play without crutches before I ever let you have any grace r he bothered by your lesser dookie opinions.

I wouldn't let you lick the sweat off my bawlz don't make me show them the private messages you sent me ?

And I know you would after that riff beating you took. And still have a sensative butthole over. I'm flattered I'm the reason you get on here now but bro, let it go.

I slapped you down to China town.
Ching ching weeeng wowwww?

And now all you've done ever since is act like a liberal... amazing how much an enigma can affect frail beings simply by existing. I am enigma. You are frail being. You are cork of sniffs with boring riffs.

I am glorious BBQ enigma..
You are sloppy joe on soggy bread..

Dont forget this my son.

My dear illegitimate son remember it is never too late to become a full time bass player & realize your true calling. In a nickel back cover band.

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ChuggNorris said:
Roasted is what you call the fatality you suffered trying to have a riff war with the riff lord.

Gtfo

I will never attend a BBQ with this sniff of cork. You eould just be trying to plug a boost pedal i to your food because it wasnt "tight enough" without it.

You would have to prove you can play without crutches before I ever let you have any grace r he bothered by your lesser dookie opinions.

I wouldn't let you lick the sweat off my balls.

And I know you would after that riff beating you took. And still have a sensative butthole over. I'm flattered I'm the reason you get on here now but bro, let it go.

I slapped you down to China town.

And now all you've done ever since is act like a liberal... amazing how much an enigma can affect frail beings simply by existing. I am enigma. You are frail being. You are cork of sniffs with boring riffs.

I am glorious BBQ enigma..
You are sloppy joe on soggy bread..

Dont forget this my son.

My dear illegitimate son remember it is never too late to become a full time bass player & realize your true calling. In a nickel back cover band.

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LISTEN UP "SENSATIVE" LIBRUL

YOU SUCK CHODES AND SMELL LIKE FOOT PORN MAGAZINES

MY MAGIC TOAN FINGERS MAKE IT SO I DON'T NEED A BOOST, JUST AN INSTAGRAM FILTER
 
DanTravis62 said:
LISTEN UP "SENSATIVE" LIBRUL

YOU SUCK CHODES AND SMELL LIKE FOOT PORN MAGAZINES

MY MAGIC TOAN FINGERS MAKE IT SO I DON'T NEED A BOOST, JUST AN INSTAGRAM FILTER
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Too bad there isn't a filter to fix your shitty right hand... you can whine about some filter all you want... they don't make filters to make you a better player and thats why you're mad.

Lil dookie mad af. ?
 
ChuggNorris said:
Too bad there isn't a filter to fix your shitty right hand... you can whine about some filter all you want... they don't make filters to make you a better player and thats why you're mad.

Lil dookie mad af. ?
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STRANGE HOW YOU PUT THE FILTER ON YOUR VIDEOS LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL THEN

MAYBE LEARN HOW TO RECORD A GUITAR TONE WITH A MICROPHONE SHITLIB
 
DanTravis62 said:
STRANGE HOW YOU PUT THE FILTER ON YOUR VIDEOS LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL THEN

MAYBE LEARN HOW TO RECORD A GUITAR TONE WITH A MICROPHONE SHITLIB
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What filter?? Which Instagram filter is it?

You seem to be hung on it so let's figure it out together, you tell me which filter it is? The one that makes you a jealous sloppy joe?

It be okay Kyle Calf.
Someday you will learn how to pick like real man. If only your pick skills were as good as your weird online fantasy impersonations were.. you might actually see some gains where it matters you know lil dookie?

Go to your room you need to clean and take trash out (they are just riffs, let them go) and evaluate yourself. And your technique. I hope you find clarity and eventually skill comes from that discovery.

Goodluck, my son. ?
 
ChuggNorris said:
What filter?? Which Instagram filter is it?

You seem to be hung on it so let's figure it out together, you tell me which filter it is? The one that makes you a jealous sloppy joe?

It be okay Kyle Calf.
Someday you will learn how to pick like real man. If only your pick skills were as good as your weird online fantasy impersonations were.. you might actually see some gains where it matters you know lil dookie?

Go to your room you need to clean and take trash out (they are just riffs, let them go) and evaluate yourself. And your technique. I hope you find clarity and eventually skill comes from that discovery.

Goodluck, my son. ?
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I AWAIT YOUR MICROPHONE RECORDINGS OF YOUR FLUBBY TONE, LIMP BIZKIT POSER, GODSPEED
 
DanTravis62 said:
I AWAIT YOUR MICROPHONE RECORDINGS OF YOUR FLUBBY TONE, LIMP BIZKIT POSER, GODSPEED
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Very original ?


No wonder ya riffs are dry like ya moms brisket was at Christmas dinner.

I definifely did ALL that for the nookie Christmas cookies ya feel me ehhhhhhhh ayyyyyyyyy????

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ChuggNorris said:
Very original ?


No wonder ya riffs are dry like ya moms brisket was at Christmas dinner.

I definifely did ALL that for the nookie Christmas cookies ya feel me ehhhhhhhh ayyyyyyyyy????

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I'M SORRY I DON'T SPEAK RETARD, I WILL HAVE TO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR YOUR SERIES OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, EMOJIS, AND MISPELLINGS
 
DanTravis62 said:
I'M SORRY I DON'T SPEAK RETARD, I WILL HAVE TO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR YOUR SERIES OF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, EMOJIS, AND MISPELLINGS
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Youre literally speaking retard everytime you all caps a reply like that. Its known across the board as retarded.

I think you've had too many redbull today Kyle Calf.

All thse redbull and your hand don't even fly brah?

Breh?

Pathetic. ?
 
ChuggNorris said:
Youre literally speaking retard everytime you all caps a reply like that. Its known across the board as retarded.

I think you've had too many redbull today Kyle Calf.

All thse redbull and your hand don't even fly brah?

Breh?

Pathetic. ?
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APPARENTLY YOU ARE TOO RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE BEING MOCKED, I SHOULD BE MORE GENTLE WITH THE FAG OF NO MUSICAL TASTE
 
DanTravis62 said:
APPARENTLY YOU ARE TOO RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE BEING MOCKED, I SHOULD BE MORE GENTLE WITH THE FAG OF NO MUSICAL TASTE
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Smoked is what happened to you when you tried to battle "The Crutchless One" with those tired ass little power puff girl riffs.

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ChuggNorris said:
Smoked is what happened to you when you tried to battle "The Crutchless One" with those tired ass little power puff girl riffs.

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I'M VERY EXCITED YOU TOOK A POSER METALCORE POOPIE IN THE TOILET LIKE A BIG BOY, I'M SURE YOURE A VERY PROUD BOY
 
DanTravis62 said:
I'M VERY EXCITED YOU TOOK A POSER METALCORE POOPIE IN MY MOUTH LIKE A BIG BOY, I'M SURE YOURE A VERY PROUD BOY
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Coping is not your strength.
And thats okay weirdo.

But I'm not shittin in ya mouth.

Dafuq ?

You took the DanzDiddy62 thing too serious.
 
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