RIFF WARZ!!! Chugg Norris vs Dan Travis vs ????

[JackBootedThug]

You guys are excellent but for pure evil chugging brutality- @Simon Dorn takes it to the next level imo

 

[shredi knight]

Ayyye that is one fine mf my boy
The right hand of death

Play all you want. I dunno what Dan is paying you but it must be worth it

Well yeah, I..................Wait, I could be getting paid for doing this shit?

 

[Smash]

Finally listened. Same deal as last time. @ChuggNorris's riffs are an unconnected collage, but he's got them dance moves, and @DanTravis62's riffs are cohesive but danceless. Dan's might have gone a bit long for my tastes however.

Yes. I think we need to see @DanTravis62 dance to make an accurate decision

 

[7704A]

Yes. I think we need to see @DanTravis62 dance to make an accurate decision

With the proper filter of course. But then, I think right now @dstroud's is my favorite so it's moot. His is cohesive and to the point. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

 

[JackBootedThug]

Yes. I think we need to see @DanTravis62 dance to make an accurate decision

I second that emotion!

 

[JackBootedThug]

With the proper filter of course. But then, I think right now @dstroud's is my favorite so it's a moot question. His is cohesive and to the point. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

Mr. Stroud is the whammy king . Besides anyone who gets on stage with vai…and holds his own…fuck yeah bwah…he should change his name to MR. BIG NUTZ

 

[shredi knight]

I personally liked errrrrl's submission the best.

 

[Smash]

I personally liked errrrrl's submission the best.

Errl got into a little groove bout halfway in. That was pretty sexy. And he did have a music video that was hilarious

 

[ChuggNorris]

Errl got into a little groove bout halfway in. That was pretty sexy. And he did have a music video that was hilarious

Yeah.... but....

Flying fucking V brah......

 

[shredi knight]

Lmao. Did I hurt your feelings, sweetie?
I will buy you a poster also

Better do something or WERE DONE

Here you go. Free of charge:

 

[ChuggNorris]

Here you go. Free of charge:












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I will never tire of seeing how good I look from 3rd person I swear if I was gay I'd f*ck me. I'd f*ck me so hard... if I'd let me

 

[JackBootedThug]

I personally liked errrrrl's submission the best.

Luvs me some errrl…..

 

[Smash]

@DanTravis62
Why does this remind me of your portland hipster picture? Can you share that one real quick?

 

[DanTravis62]

Yes. I think we need to see @DanTravis62 dance to make an accurate decision

Totally makes sense, RT users aren't musically talented enough to recognize cohesive actual music versus retarded riff salad with taylor swift music videos

 

[Smash]

Totally makes sense, RT users aren't musically talented enough to recognize cohesive actual music versus retarded riff salad with taylor swift music videos

Don't talk; just dance. And dance slow but make eye contact

It is important, Dan. I need this. I'm close

 

[DanTravis62]

Don't talk; just dance. And dance slow but make eye contact

It is important, Dan

It's important if you're retarded, definitely

 

[ChuggNorris]

Totally makes sense, RT users aren't musically talented enough to recognize cohesive actual music versus retarded riff salad with taylor swift music videos

I gotcha brah.... apply LIBERALY

Don't talk; just dance. And dance slow but make eye contact

It is important, Dan. I need this. I'm close

He don't have the moves brah

 

[DanTravis62]

I gotcha brah.... apply LIBERALY
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He don't have the moves brah
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Yes, i'm very butthurt i "don't have the moves" Cucknorris, i'm sure that works at all the truckstops for you honey

 

[Smash]

@ChuggNorris would you be willing to teach him?

 

[ChuggNorris]

@ChuggNorris would you be willing to teach him?

Don't think so. He already walks sideways because of the mic he has permanently and perfectly positioned within his anus cavity. Don't think he would be able to get loose enough for it.