So when did Bon Jovi become a country music band?

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always been a fan of jovi's rock songs...that new "memory" single puts me to sleep though...

sambora still brings it though....
 
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Shiny_Surface":c9ad3 said:
Even worse :doh:

Imagine Oprah multiplied by 4 :lol:
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Gerlach, you're watching that?!??! And then you worry about Sambora's TV tone..oy...I'm worried about you now. :)
 
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JKD":c8fb7 said:
What part of "I'm a Cowboy..." did you not get? ;)
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Young Guns too.
Jon was always a little bit country and Ritchie is a little bit rock 'n' roll.
 
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The Big Snit":f290c said:
:|::QBB:Young Guns too.
Jon was always a little bit country and Ritchie is a little bit rock 'n' roll.
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Ritchie is a lotta bit vodka and In-N-Out Burgers these days
 
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The Big Snit":93236 said:
:|::QBB:Ya...time to hit the gym for Ritchie. :lol:
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Jon is a workout freak....I'm surprised he's not busting his chops about Ritchie's goiter.....probably giving him slack due to his Dad passing away.
 
You wanna hear some good country check out Hank Williams III latest album Straight to Hell. Fucking phenomenal outlaw country.

The session players he has on this disc are ridiculous, especially the guitarist. Chickin' Pickin' at warp speed!!!
 
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degenaro":b7d0f said:
...when the Country market started to be more viable in terms of product ad merchandise sales.
It ain't rocket surgery...

Lets see here, with my Fusion Jam Band I make gas money at best. With the Country band I make a minimum of 200 bucks a night.
Fusion band attendance...10-50 people.
Country band 300-2000 depending on venue. Not counting opening gigs for nat'l Country acts in stadiums.
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You'd make at least $300 on the country gig, Ed - just grow big bush mustache, die it gray, wear a burned up cowboy hat and practice talking with a low pitch draw and say "Yawl" every fifth word.

Don't forget the cowboy boots.
 
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tweed":90d56 said:
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Speaking of balls in a purse, isn't The View a woman's show? ;) :lol:
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I was surfing while the NHRA was on commercial break and they mentioned that the little twink BJ was going to be playing two songs from the little twink BJs new masterpiece.

K?
 
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degenaro":b80fc said:
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What is the View? Like an Oprah type show?
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A bunch of pent up crusty cunts yapping away.

I just tunned in for hear BJs masterpiece.
 
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degenaro":b3737 said:
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Gerlach, you're watching that?!??! And then you worry about Sambora's TV tone..oy...I'm worried about you now. :)
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:) Dude, they had them setup to a tee. I've seen many bands on TV that fucking pulled the trigger and sounded awesome.

No worries...
 
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JKD":fe394 said:
What part of "I'm a Cowboy..." did you not get? ;)
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Best song they ever did. And quite honestly, the only good one they ever did, IMO.

Sambora needs to find the equipment he did in the tune and get it back. The JVM sucks IMFO.
 
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