Suspended From The Gear Page for 2 weeks!!! lol

[steve2112]

 

[steve2112]

 

[charveldan]

Terrible analogy, not even the same category.

Get out more often steve.

 

[se7en]

I see what you did there...clever guy...fuck 'em if they can't take a joke...

 

[steve2112]

No Dan...the analogy is that girl you say is "perfect" is fake as fuck.

Bumped up boobies...just like that Big Mac is pumped up. Not at all like the real thing.

Like I said...if Saline or silicone is what you dig...by all means have at it! Maybe it's YOU that needs to "get out" more. Or at least get a real woman.

 

[FrankTheThird]

I don't know what the hell I came into, but you guys gave me good couple laughs.

 

[charveldan]

bye bye steve, .......... BANT

 

[Mailman1971]

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[Scumback Speakers]

Ok, two things...if you like your boobs harder than your weiner, go silicone. If you like them to "lay down" with your woman when she lays down, go saline. I have experience with both. Saline comes the closest to natural boobs, by the way...uh...in case you wondered. LOL

Carry on!

 

[charveldan]

My girl has natural DD's and she calls her boobs "The Girls".

I have no complaints but will say I could watch that girl shake her ass to DOORs music for a very long time.

 

[kasperjensen]

God Bless Saline.

 

[joepete77]

My girl has natural DD's and she calls her boobs "The Girls".

I have no complaints but will say I could watch that girl shake her ass to DOORs music for a very long time.

Does she have a voice like Jim morrisons ?

 

[Anonymous]

that girl shakes her ass for a very long time so she can squeeze through the door

Fixed to reality

 

[Chris O]

My girl has natural DD's and she calls her boobs "The Girls".

I have no complaints but will say I could watch that girl shake her ass to DOORs music for a very long time.

Get out more often charveldan.

Does she have a voice like Jim morrisons ?

No, but she has a natural Adam's Apple and a pair of balls she calls "The Boyzzz"...

 

[rsm]

Many bands started out playing covers, The Beatles and Rolling Stones for example. A number played a few covers after they made it as an original band.

Last I checked, you were free to play whatever music you want for whatever reason. I don't get disrespecting musicians playing live gigs for their choice of material, gear etc. as that is all subjective.

 

[charveldan]

My girl has natural DD's and she calls her boobs "The Girls".

I have no complaints but will say I could watch that girl shake her ass to DOORs music for a very long time.

Get out more often charveldan.

Does she have a voice like Jim morrisons ?

No, but she has a natural Adam's Apple and a pair of balls she calls "The Boyzzz"...

Im a cyclist and just got back from doing 40 miles on my road bike.

What have you done all day ... ?



Proof :

Time of pic, 3:20, 5 minutes ago...



Average speed, 14.1 mph




Max speed, 38.2 this trip ...



2 hours, 49 minutes, 20 seconds ride time today.





39.84 miles today.

I stopped for lunch and dicked off a bit.

 

[headlessdeadguy]

Yup. That looks like the physique of a seasoned cyclist..

 

[cbass77]

I banned myself from TGP
As far as fake boobs If I can squeeze em then they are real to me.

 

[Chris O]

Im a cyclist and just got back from doing 40 miles on my road bike.

1. What have you done all day ... ?

2. Time of pic, 3:20, 5 minutes ago...

3. Average speed, 14.1 mph

4. Max speed, 38.2 this trip ...

5. 2 hours, 49 minutes, 20 seconds ride time today.

6. 39.84 miles today.

I stopped for lunch and dicked off a bit.

Wow. A CYCLIST! And a SENSITIVE one at that! Is that a profession?
An internet dick-waving contest too, huh? I LOVE these!!!

Okay Lance. So...let's see...

1. Saved my company about $500K this year on one product I source (of about 2000) - by about 9:00.
2. So you don't work? I put in about 10-12 hours a day...and ride bike 4-5 days/week too.
3. That's fast? Hmmm...when I ride, I'm generally @ 16-18 mph depending on the wind, but kudos to you! You win a medal!
4. Uhhh...so? Anyone can ride down a hill. Means nothing. Color me...meh. I do about the same every ride...and I don't really even need to pedal to hit that speed.
5. Cool - wish I had the time. I usually only get in about 1.5-2 hours after work most days. Gets dark & scary after that.
6. OK? That's an average ride for me too. Okay...maybe I only get about 30-35 on weekdays... So I guess I'm *almost* as awesome as you? Sheesh...who'da thunk it?!? But you have REALZ TOOBZ MAPS, so never mind. I suck.

 

[Chris O]

Yup. That looks like the physique of a seasoned cyclist..

That might help explain how he rides downhill so fast...gravity.