THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon But you're still the joke of the entire site fucknuckles.

What kind of lame dipshit username are you using?

Fucking imbeciles everywhere.

Again, that may have made sense in your head but once contact was made with reality, it sadly crumbled to dust. Like sad, lonely dreams in the ether.

 

[Beigelemon]

No, no…he’s speaking the queen’s English. The king’s English? Whatever it is now…he speaks it.

Charlie's English: a really shit and sexless version of Charlie's Angels.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Again, that may have made sense in your head but once contact was made with reality, it sadly crumbled to dust. Like sad, lonely dreams in the ether.

@Beigelemon @pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Ahh...........the one-dimensional TGP lame humor in action.

What a surprise by morons like you.

My herpes are weeping, you're just killing me.............................imbeciles everywhere.

 

[FokenBusker]

Christ, the ESL flunker is back

Why don’t you take a long walk off a short woodchipper hopper, fucking nonce

oh shit prince andrew's here?????

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

@Beigelemon @pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Ahh...........the one-dimensional TGP lame humor in action.

What a surprise by morons like you.

My herpes are weeping, you're just killing me.............................imbeciles everywhere.

Humor? I’m not laughing.
Get in the fucking chipper.

Fuckin worthless parasite

 

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon @pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Ahh...........the one-dimensional TGP lame humor in action.

What a surprise by morons like you.

My herpes are weeping, you're just killing me.............................imbeciles everywhere.

Oh, I'm so crushed by your mammoth intellect. Your Swiftian wit. Your breasts.

 

[dcburn]

My herpes are weeping

Now that's a new one

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Oh, I'm so crushed by your mammoth intellect. Your Swiftian wit. Your breasts.

@Beigelemon No..............you can't have your way with me sir.

You brute!

 

[Beigelemon]

oh shit prince andrew's here?????

Lock up your dau... Oh, hang on, why don't we just lock him up?

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Humor? I’m not laughing.
Get in the fucking chipper.

Fuckin worthless parasite

@pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Take your John Deere gadget and fuck off elsewhere Elma Fudd.

 

[FokenBusker]

Lock up your dau... Oh, hang on, why don't we just lock him up?

he looks like a marshmallow, let's shove a stick up his ass and roast him!

 

[Beigelemon]

@Beigelemon No..............you can't have your way with me sir.

You brute!

500lb girls aren't my thing either.

 

[Beigelemon]

he looks like a marshmallow, let's shove a stick up his ass and roast him!

Bet he tastes horrible though. The dogs can eat him.

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

@pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr Take your John Deere gadget and fuck off elsewhere Elma Fudd.

This isn’t your safe space, pathetic useless whoreson

Where I’m from, ‘individuals’ of your type become intimately acquainted with the “John Deere gadget” as you so cringingly term it

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

500lb girls aren't my thing either.

@Beigelemon So, you're married to a fat hairy Greek woman I suppose?

If so, same thing fella.

What do you call 10 Greek women in a sauna? Gorillas in the Mist.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

he looks like a marshmallow, let's shove a stick up his ass and roast him!

Fucking turncoat backstabber!

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Bet he tastes horrible though. The dogs can eat him.

Or the pigs

They make a cleaner job of it

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

This isn’t your safe space, pathetic useless whoreson

Where I’m from, ‘individuals’ of your type become intimately acquainted with the “John Deere gadget” as you so cringingly term it

@pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr You have no idea who I live next door to. Maybe come pay a visit and you can sort them out for me.

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Bet he tastes horrible though. The dogs can eat him.

@Beigelemon But you still gargled me like the TGP bitch you are.

 

[Beigelemon]

Fucking turncoat backstabber!

You like British royals?