THE FORMER/CURRENT TGP MEMBERS SECRET FARCE THREAD.

[ShitSquatch]

I like uncle Ted. It does sound like his lyrics though

He had some doozies that's for suhr.

~ss

 

[Ben Waylin]

I like uncle Ted. It does sound like his lyrics though

I think that guy is his nephew.

 

[ShitSquatch]

I think that guy is his nephew.

REPORTED

And no Ted is not my uncle.

~ss

 

[Beigelemon]

Ooooh the nub is threatening
My very life today

What the nub? Are you OK?

 

[Beigelemon]

Yeah those are popular but more stupid IMO, Now Titanic with Kate and Leo is the kind of movie that scares the bejeesus out of me.

~ss

Kate had got nice tits though. Yes, I'm still 14.

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

Kate had got nice tits though. Yes, I'm still 14.

I will absolutely watch any and all Winslet content

Superb tits and downturned smile? SIGN ME UPP

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

What the nub? Are you OK?

If I don’t get some nubber
Lord, i’m gonna fade away

 

[Beigelemon]

If I don’t get some nubber
Lord, i’m gonna fade away

Hope nothing is burning like a red coal carpet.

 

[Beigelemon]

I will absolutely watch any and all Winslet content

Superb tits and downturned smile? SIGN ME UPP

How about Jamie Lee Curtis' tits in Trading Places?
Winslet is superb though. Winsome Winslet FTW!

 

[Ben Waylin]

How about Jamie Lee Curtis' tits in Trading Places?

I heard those were stunt tits.

 

[84superchamp]

100% agree some were "WTF were you thinking Ted???" others just flat out kicked some major ass... I think his outfit is hilarious and will work well in a 70's tribute act.

~ss

Loved his early stuff, especially intros and play some almost every time I plug in.
He kinda went off the rails with the sexual in-your-face stuff: wang dang sweet poontang.

 

[84superchamp]

I heard those were stunt tits.

Director: “ok, where’s Jamie’s tit pumper for this scene?”

 

[70 Mach 1]

i was never attracted to her

 

[Ben Waylin]

wang dang sweet poontang.

I always thought that was about potato salad.

 

[84superchamp]

I always thought that was about potato salad.

Maybe I’ve been hearing it all wrong.

 

[FokenBusker]

i played sharon stone's vagina in basic instinct

furious i never got an oscar nom

 

[T.V.]

i played sharon stone's vagina in basic instinct

furious i never got an oscar nom

Close enough?

 

[Strandberg Junkie]

Getting sick of you guys bringing up names and movies and then not delivering the goods!

 

[pazuzu-bootsy-baphomet-jr]

How about Jamie Lee Curtis' tits in Trading Places?
Winslet is superb though. Winsome Winslet FTW!

Curtis is OK but i like em a little more zaftig

W I N S L E T for the win!

 

[YabbaDabbaDoo]

Getting sick of you guys bringing up names and movies and then not delivering the goods!

100% FAKE tits....................all show and NO go. A pirate's delight aka: A sunken chest.

And she's a leftist whack job. No wonder Nigel Tufnel went on the road.